Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who I am: a 27 year old singer who absolutely loves classical
music, classic rock, 80s music, 90s rock, karaoke, and opera. I
went to college for vocal performance, which I guess makes me an
amateur opera singer. Tenor, for anyone who cares.
What I do for a living: Customer service, and I don't hate it. I
have an innate ability to care about people, so helping them comes
naturally to me. I strive to hold this ideal in all my
relationships. As a friend I would like to believe I'm the kind of
person you can always come to and talk to me about anything. I tend
to care about the feelings of others more than I allow myself to
care about my own. That gets me in trouble sometimes.
What I'm looking for: As the great Freddie Mercury said, somebody
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending time with friends and just striving for happiness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
3. Making people laugh
4. Being in a love/hate relationship with the Buffalo Bills
(September through December)
5. Forgetting why I hate the Buffalo Bills (January through
6. Offending people with shitty senses of humor
7. Not feeling bad about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor. I don't know when to shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Hunger Games, To Kill a Mockingbird, Shakespeare,
Movies: Shrek, Pulp Fiction, Beauty and the Beast, The Dark Knight,
Inception, Kill Bill, Saw
TV Shows: Archer, Justified, Community, Parks and Recreation, The
Vampire Diaries, Doctor Who, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Wire,
Food: I'm a relatively large man. Pretty much anything that doesn't
have lettuce, onions, mayo, or salad dressing will be just fine by
me. Onions, especially. I'm pretty sure onions are the Antichrist.
That said, I especially love sushi, pizza, indian, and thai foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about thinking about things. The
rest of the time I think about everything all at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably out with a small group of friends, either hanging out at
somebody's apartment or having a couple rounds at the bar. If not,
odds are good I'm at home with a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's not exactly "private", but it's interesting: From 2004 to
2007, I was the mascot of Ithaca College, Bomberman.
Also I was a girl scout for Halloween in 2007 because one of my
friends laughed so hard at the mere THOUGHT of it happening that
she fell off the couch. After that I was kind of obligated.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't the kind of girl who is "done playing games" or "looking
for a guy who knows how to treat a girl right". I don't play games,
and I know how to treat a girl right. But if you need to say that's
what you want in your profile, it invariably means you're the type
of girl who has piss poor taste in men and wouldn't know one of the
good guys from Adam in real life.
Other than that, come one come all!
By the way, when I say I'm looking for new friends, I mean it.
Failing a mutual attraction, if I've messaged you it means I'm just
plain interested in you as a human being. You don't need to like me
to reply. :)
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