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johnsmitinator

38 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a carpenter/ sculptor in the enterainment industry. Mostly movies although I do work on the occasional TV show. I always have at least a five o clock shadow because I have refused to use a razor in years. My sense of humor is generally strange and dark. I like to think I treat people well, but we all do and often fall short, but living a good life is a work in progess and I like to believe I am better man today than yesterday. I only have a few years of college but I can hold a conversation in most subjects. I am a bit of an autodidact, so most of what I know is what I am interested in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Struggling to contain the urge to grow a dictator beard. Say what you will about the Bolsheviks and the horrors they unleashed on the world, but they knew the value bangin facial hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, Carpentry, Cooking, anything that I can physically get my hands on.
One time while camping in the Yasawa islands a witch doctor told me I was "fucked".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont know. I should take a poll..

Question.
What is the first thing you notice about me?

Answers.
" You shouldnt ask people that in this part of town. You gonna finnish that short?"
"Your white."
"You have Beard."
"Are you a cop?"
"You look like a guy who needs some scrimp. I got 124 dolla worth of scrimp here for 60 dolla."
"Are you slow."

Not very usefull so far.

Guess which one I didnt make up
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(I like these shows and movies because they pay me to work on them)
Hunger Games Catching Fire and Mocking Jay 1&2
The Following
Devious Maids
Fast and Furious 7
Blended
Vampire Diarys
The Originals
Revolution
Flight
Drop Dead Diva
Constantine
Treasure Seekers
R&D for Lord of the Rings
A bunch of others I cant remember

I dont watch much TV any more oddly enough, given my profession. If you have seen any popular movies or tv shows in the last five years I probably worked on some of them. I do like to watch movies fairly regularly in the theatre (sci-fi and porn). Mostly I read. Terry Pratchet, Tom Robbins, Tim Dorsey, Joe Hill, Hitler, Chuck Palahnuik, A Lee Martinez, Jared Diamond, Oliver Sacks, John White, Malcom Gladwell, Kazczynski, Jim Butcher, Carles C. Mann, Christopher Moore..ect.
Food. Mexican street. Thai. My thing is this coleslaw that these oriental ladies make at this deli I go to. I had it like two years ago and it was fuckin awesome. I have gone back a ton of times but they always say they are out of it. I get my cream cheese sandwiches from these nice oriental ladies and they are very nice, but my friends will go in like an hour later and they get the coleslaw. It is very confusing, I just wish I could get some of that coleslaw.
Update
Fraptios Day! Coleslaw!

Thank god. I was kinda runnin that one into the ground.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My passport.
My Kindle.
My Leatherman.
A problem to solve.
Or create.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1Confidence and Humility.

2 Being awesome and kind.

3 Why my conventional morality index with okcupid is almost as low as it gets.

4 Gas station boner pills. A hobo on the train the other day asked me if I wanted to buy a some he had in a reusable Ikea shopping bag. I asked him if he was a space hobo and he replied. "These have a great recreational value." Thats when I knew he was one.

A conversation at work:

MY BOSS: Mahone, Raposa get over here! Smoke breaks arent 30 minutes long dammit!

ME: Sorry chief. We were discussing the Mendoza case.

MY BOSS: What the hell are you talking about?

RAPOSA: You cant take us off the case chief! Sully will have died for nothing!

MY BOSS: Who the fuck is Sully?

ME: We will never forget his dedication. He was a hero. The least we can do is bring in the scumbag that took him away from his wife and twin daughters to justice.

MY BOSS: Jesus, have you two been drinking?

ME: No.

RAPOSA: A little.

MY BOSS: You two idiots get back to work!
(He turns and walks away in digust)

RAPOSA: Well I think that went well.

ME: Me too. Want to go out back and have a smoke?

RAPOSA: Yea. You got a cigarette I can bum?

Note. We are carpenters. Our job is to build movie sets not solve imaginary murder cases.

Another conversation:

DAVE: A buddy of mine fought a kangaroo the other night.

ME: How did he do?

DAVE: Kangaroo beat the shit out of him.

ME: Did it have gloves on?

DAVE: Yep.

ME: Where did they get a kangaroo?

DAVE: Dont know but that thing could fight.

ME: Interesting
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no set pattern. It keeps THEM from figuring what I am up to. Which is usually nothing. Im doing nothing.

A JOKE I know.

A hobo walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender says. "We dont serve monkeys in here."
The hobo says. "I'm not a monkey its a monkey costume."
The bartender says. "We dont serve filty street people in monkey costumes either."
The hobo yells through his monkey face. " Just give me a beer you dirty Irishman!"
The mick bartender chokes the degenerate hobo.
Crap I forgot the punch line.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the most normal looking weirdo you will ever meet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a woman and breathing, have less than a bakers dozen dogs. Pet orangutans are welcome. I want to be your lagniappe.