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38 • M • Atlanta, GA
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- Ages 26–45
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- Sep 21
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One time while camping in the Yasawa islands a witch doctor told me I was "fucked".
What is the first thing you notice about me?
" You shouldnt ask people that in this part of town. You gonna finnish that short?"
"You have Beard."
"Are you a cop?"
"You look like a guy who needs some scrimp. I got 124 dolla worth of scrimp here for 60 dolla."
"Are you slow."
Not very usefull so far.
Guess which one I didnt make up
Hunger Games Catching Fire and Mocking Jay 1&2
Fast and Furious 7
Drop Dead Diva
R&D for Lord of the Rings
A bunch of others I cant remember
I dont watch much TV any more oddly enough, given my profession. If you have seen any popular movies or tv shows in the last five years I probably worked on some of them. I do like to watch movies fairly regularly in the theatre (sci-fi and porn). Mostly I read. Terry Pratchet, Tom Robbins, Tim Dorsey, Joe Hill, Hitler, Chuck Palahnuik, A Lee Martinez, Jared Diamond, Oliver Sacks, John White, Malcom Gladwell, Kazczynski, Jim Butcher, Carles C. Mann, Christopher Moore..ect.
Food. Mexican street. Thai. My thing is this coleslaw that these oriental ladies make at this deli I go to. I had it like two years ago and it was fuckin awesome. I have gone back a ton of times but they always say they are out of it. I get my cream cheese sandwiches from these nice oriental ladies and they are very nice, but my friends will go in like an hour later and they get the coleslaw. It is very confusing, I just wish I could get some of that coleslaw.
Fraptios Day! Coleslaw!
Thank god. I was kinda runnin that one into the ground.
A problem to solve.
2 Being awesome and kind.
3 Why my conventional morality index with okcupid is almost as low as it gets.
4 Gas station boner pills. A hobo on the train the other day asked me if I wanted to buy a some he had in a reusable Ikea shopping bag. I asked him if he was a space hobo and he replied. "These have a great recreational value." Thats when I knew he was one.
A conversation at work:
MY BOSS: Mahone, Raposa get over here! Smoke breaks arent 30 minutes long dammit!
ME: Sorry chief. We were discussing the Mendoza case.
MY BOSS: What the hell are you talking about?
RAPOSA: You cant take us off the case chief! Sully will have died for nothing!
MY BOSS: Who the fuck is Sully?
ME: We will never forget his dedication. He was a hero. The least we can do is bring in the scumbag that took him away from his wife and twin daughters to justice.
MY BOSS: Jesus, have you two been drinking?
RAPOSA: A little.
MY BOSS: You two idiots get back to work!
(He turns and walks away in digust)
RAPOSA: Well I think that went well.
ME: Me too. Want to go out back and have a smoke?
RAPOSA: Yea. You got a cigarette I can bum?
Note. We are carpenters. Our job is to build movie sets not solve imaginary murder cases.
DAVE: A buddy of mine fought a kangaroo the other night.
ME: How did he do?
DAVE: Kangaroo beat the shit out of him.
ME: Did it have gloves on?
ME: Where did they get a kangaroo?
DAVE: Dont know but that thing could fight.
A JOKE I know.
A hobo walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender says. "We dont serve monkeys in here."
The hobo says. "I'm not a monkey its a monkey costume."
The bartender says. "We dont serve filty street people in monkey costumes either."
The hobo yells through his monkey face. " Just give me a beer you dirty Irishman!"
The mick bartender chokes the degenerate hobo.
Crap I forgot the punch line.
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