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johntetlow7

22 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on med school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hey there my name is John. I don't really like doing self-summaries but this is what I am going give you. I 'm very caring person, I love comedy. Louis C.K. is my favorite. I eventually want to do stand-up at a dive bar. my favorite sports are Football and basketball. Family is everything to me. i'm really honest and loyal.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as cook or writing
I’m really good at
saying really dark humor jokes at the worst social setting, being a good listener Making people laugh and smile. being there for my friends cooking. writing music and comedic material.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Kite Runner and Misery Cujo, A Series Of Unfortunate Events Books 1 through 13, The Art Of War.

Movies: Comedy and Horror A Clockwork Orange Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas , Scarface , Jackass 1,2,3. Most Marvel Comics Movies Gummo Requiem For Dream, Step Brothers, .Hangover, Get Him To The Greek Face/Off, Richard Pryor Omit To Logic (Documentary) The Man With The Iron Fists Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Black Dynamite, Man In Black 1,2,3. Animal House, Kill Bill Vol 1 &2, Jurassic Park, Terminator,

Favorites Comedians, Patrice O'Neal Louis C.K., George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Aries Spears,Dave Chappelle, Daniel Tosh Stand Up ( not the show Tosh.O) Eddie Murphy, Lisa Lampinelli , JIm Norton, Robin Williams, Cedric The Entertainer Jim Gaffigan, Ralphie May, Jeffery Ross.

Die Hard series

Shows: Basically everything on Adult Swim others I like are Banshee and Dexter. I am Huge 76ers,Eagles fan.

Music: Depends on the mood
here list of my music taste

The Allman Brothers Band Alice In Chains Amon Amarth, The Animals , Apocalyptica , The Beatles, The Black Dahlia Murder, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath Blink-182, Boston, Breaking Benjamin, Cannibal Corpse, Cephalic Carnage' Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Circa Survive, Creedence Clearwater Survival , Dark Tranquility David Bowie ,Death ,The Doors, The Eagles, Eminem Exodus ,The Faceless, Foster The People, Frank Sinatra Franz Ferdinand, Fuel, Gojira, Gorillaz ,The Grateful Dead, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, Hatebreed ,Heaven Shall Burn, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Walsh ,Kansas, KoRn, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Jungle Rot, Linkin Park, Mastodon, Metallica, Michael Jackson Morbid Angel, Napalm Death , Nile , Nirvana Pantera, Pearl Jam, Primus Pink Floyd, Queen, Queen Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, The Ramones Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Simon And Garfunkel , Slayer , Sleep , Slayer, Steely Dan , Steve Miller Band, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, System Of A Down, Testament, Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers, Trivium , Vader, Venom,

Food:Seafood
The six things I could never do without
-Family
-Friends
-Music
-Knowledge
-Writing
-Sleep
On a typical Friday night I am
Working
Being Batman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a open book ask me anything
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love and live for music
you love tattoo and piercings
You can take a joke
you like cats because that's my favorite animal
if you're completely honest