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johnyontherocks

40 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
warning/disclaimer: i can make you laugh until your belly hurts.

i am looking for someone to share adventures with. i am a romantic, passionate and outgoing person who loves the outdoors. the simplest things in life make me the happiest. i am a straight shooter, a great listener and really don't like to play games. i value communication and trust in a relationship.

i live a fit, athletic lifestyle and am looking for someone who can keep up. i am very affectionate and wear my heart on my sleeve. i'm pretty much an open book, and sometimes a jackass for a laugh.

i don't think that life and relationships have to be that complicated. (as a wise woman once said, "ain't nobody got time for that.") i try to keep things fun, funny, drama-free and simple.

likes: rock climbing, bouldering, camping, hiking, running, canyoneering, good food, family, friends, the eastside of the sierras, sleeping outside, travel, city life, cats, honey badgers (preferably those who don't give a sh*t), badasses, jackos, jokesters, laughing, cuddling, kissing, wine, brewpubs and zombies

dislikes: fox news, ignorant people, walmart
What I’m doing with my life
i work in publishing and generally try to be a good, funny human.
I’m really good at
being a social creature.

propelling myself up to high, remote places and getting myself (and others) back down again safely, and usually before dark.
The first things people usually notice about me
my glass-half-full energy and my big smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: under the banner of heaven, into thin air, into the wild, enduring patagonia, the rock warrior's way, 127 hours, heart of darkness, sonny's blues and anything shakespeare.

movies: django, inglorious bastards, touching the void, american history x, office space, superbad, dumb & dumber, to the limit, the sharp end, the reel rock tour 1 through 8.

shows: breaking bad, dexter, survivor, amazing race, daily show, colbert report, last week tonight with john oliver, tosh.0

music: 311, arctic monkeys, macklemore, daft punk, bruno mars, muse, sublime, beastie boys, journey, johnny cash, medeski, martin & wood, led zeppelin...

food: thai and sushi
The six things I could never do without
family/friends
climbing
outdoor adventure/travel
touch
passion
chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
world injustice and my relationships with others.
On a typical Friday night I am
spending time with friends, and sometimes on my way to some type of outdoor adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i photoshopped out all the tigers in my photos. i wanted to keep my okc response to a manageable number.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you are a strong, independent, fit woman who knows what she wants.