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jojo415

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
(This is the long part. Bear with me).

So, I grew up with a powerful mother and a cunning little sister, both of whom lived for the day I would learn to worship at the altar of woman. Well, it worked. Women are magical and I stand in awe of their mighty sorcery. My childhood home was a loving place, lightly scented with estrogen and potpourri. But it was also the domain of five female overlords--two human, three kitty--who ruled my life with flat irons and soft feelings. Typical male behavior met swift feminine justice. If I failed to acknowledge their moods or didn't produce tears of my own, the women attacked me with eyelash curlers, and the cats scratched my face. I lived in real danger. I had no choice: I became a battle-ready Alpha-type male with delicate, ladylike sensibilities. To wit, I am rough-and-tumble scrappy, but I also blush at the delightful smell of lavender. I enjoy rolling in the dirt, but I still appreciate a fine loofah. I think manscaping is silly, yet I do admire a nice set of eyebrows. I am not metrosexual in any way, but I absolutely listen to Sade. I am part wild caveman, part nerd scientist, and part warrior poet. I'm pretty sure dancing is the quickest path to enlightenment, too.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing. (Not the fake-glasses-in-a-coffee-shop kind, the it's-my-job kind). Other than that, I've been wondering lately: when did "OMG I LOVE FOOD SO MUCH <3" become a thing that people actually say? Isn't it a given, loving food? Like loving dolphins? Everyone loves dolphins.
I’m really good at
Loving food. Loving dolphins. Walking briskly. Riding my bike. Making people laugh. Calling bullsh-t! Valuing sincerity. Performing highly complex, multi-tabbed internet searches. Creating imaginary words like loiterous. Making and drinking coffee. Demolishing pastries. Wiping out entire nations of tacos.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smoldering eyes. My ravishing olive skin. My general air of magical sexiness and potent manhood. Actually, people notice my wide feet or my bubble butt and the way it dominates any dancefloor, anywhere. Name your jam, sister--and prepare to get muhf@ckin' served. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Aretha. Sam Cooke. Curtis Mayfield. Herbie Hancock. Prince. Bowie. Ibrahim Ferrer. Erykah Badu. Fela Kuti. King Tubby. Barrington Levy. Wu-Tang. E-40. Kid Cudi. Kendrick. Sabbath. Hendrix. Etc.

Movies? Koyaanisqatsi and Baraka changed my life, but so did Boyz N' The Hood, Revenge of the Nerds, and The 40 Year-Old Virgin. Not sure what that says about me.

Books: The Codex Seraphinianus. The Red Book. Khalil Gibran. Vonnegut. Tom Robbins. Sedaris. Catcher in the Rye. The Cosmic Serpent. Calvin and Hobbes. Shel Silverstein. Choose-Your-Own-Adventures. Coloring Books.
The six things I could never do without
1. My toys: camera/lenses/surfboard/pens/brain
2. Fresh/Saltwater
3. Pastries
4. Magic (In legal forms, mostly)
5. Hot Sauce/Salsa
6. Comfy Pants
7. The ability to count beyond six.
8. Good coffee beans. With cream and honey. Yes, honey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future of mankind. And why cucumbers taste weird when they get too hot. So weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I beatbox old Slick Rick songs in the shower, I am both northern and southern Italian, and I talk to babies as if they were adults.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Yay, you made it to the end! You tolerated my silly, long-winded writing so far, and you decided that the total lack of personal information I gave you still isn't an issue. You obviously revel in the mystery. You take risks. You are a bold lady, and you should write me something awesooome. (I prefer haikus). Thanks! :)