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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly)
My self-summary
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(This is the long part. Bear with me).

So, I grew up with a powerful mother and a cunning little sister, both of whom lived for the day I would learn to worship at the altar of woman. Well, it worked. Women are magical and I stand in awe of their mighty sorcery. My childhood home was a loving place, lightly scented with estrogen and potpourri. But it was also the domain of five female overlords--two human, three kitty--who ruled my life with flat irons and soft feelings. Typical male behavior met swift feminine justice. If I failed to acknowledge their moods or didn't produce tears of my own, the women attacked me with eyelash curlers, and the cats scratched my face. I lived in real danger. I had no choice: I became a battle-ready Alpha-type male with delicate, ladylike sensibilities. To wit, I am rough-and-tumble scrappy, but I also blush at the delightful smell of lavender. I enjoy rolling in the dirt, but I still appreciate a fine loofah. I think manscaping is silly, yet I do admire a nice set of eyebrows. I am not metrosexual in any way, but I absolutely listen to Sade. I am part wild caveman, part nerd scientist, and part warrior poet. I'm pretty sure dancing is the quickest path to enlightenment, too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing. (Not the fake-glasses-in-a-coffee-shop kind, the it's-my-job kind). Other than that, I've been wondering lately: when did "OMG I LOVE FOOD SO MUCH <3" become a thing that people actually say? Isn't it a given, loving food? Like loving dolphins? Everyone loves dolphins.
I’m really good at
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Loving food. Loving dolphins. Walking briskly. Riding my bike. Making people laugh. Calling bullsh-t! Valuing sincerity. Performing highly complex, multi-tabbed internet searches. Creating imaginary words like loiterous. Making and drinking coffee. Demolishing pastries. Wiping out entire nations of tacos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smoldering eyes. My ravishing olive skin. My general air of magical sexiness and potent manhood. Actually, people notice my wide feet or my bubble butt and the way it dominates any dancefloor, anywhere. Name your jam, sister--and prepare to get muhf@ckin' served. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Aretha. Sam Cooke. Curtis Mayfield. Herbie Hancock. Prince. Bowie. Ibrahim Ferrer. Erykah Badu. Fela Kuti. King Tubby. Barrington Levy. DANCEHALL. Wu-Tang. E-40. Kid Cudi. Kendrick. Sabbath. Hendrix. Etc.

Movies? Koyaanisqatsi and Baraka changed my life, but so did Boyz N' The Hood, Revenge of the Nerds, and The 40 Year-Old Virgin. Not sure what that says about me.

Books: The Codex Seraphinianus. The Red Book. Khalil Gibran. Vonnegut. Tom Robbins. Sedaris. Catcher in the Rye. The Cosmic Serpent. Calvin and Hobbes. Shel Silverstein. Choose-Your-Own-Adventures. Coloring Books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My toys: camera/lenses/surfboard/pens/brain
2. Fresh/Saltwater
3. Pastries
4. Magic (In legal forms, mostly)
5. Hot Sauce/Salsa
6. Comfy Pants
7. The ability to count beyond six.
8. Good coffee beans. With cream and honey. Yes, honey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of mankind. And why cucumbers taste weird when they get too hot. So weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I beatbox old Slick Rick songs in the shower, I am both northern and southern Italian, and I talk to babies as if they were adults.
You should message me if
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Yay, you made it to the end! You tolerated my silly, long-winded writing so far, and you decided that the total lack of personal information I gave you still isn't an issue. You obviously revel in the mystery. You take risks. You are a bold lady, and you should write me something awesooome. (I prefer haikus). Thanks! :)