Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm what happens when smarts mix with sexuality.
I am a sexy and sensual BBW. I am bi-sexual, non-monogamous, open
minded and looking for all types of relationships. (The key word is
relationship! Not random encounters!) Friends, lovers, girlfriends,
boyfriends... the world is so full of possibilities if you are open
to them. I have so much to give to the right person. (I do want to
add though, that being open-minded and sexual does not make me
willing to jump into bed the moment I meet you- I am not looking
for one night stands or only casual hook-ups. I do not have sex the
first time I meet someone and no, you will not be invited to my
house until I have met you a couple of times. I am a single mom and
my family's safety is my first priority.)
I am into a lot of different things and can make conversation on
nearly any topic. I'm bubbly, flirty, and fun. I am also witty,
sarcastic and a tiny bit evil. I am passionate and full of life. I
will make you laugh for sure!
If you are hoping I have a bisexual girlfriend that I am going to
bring over for some fun, I will mock you. Especially if you ask me
this in the first 1 or 2 messages.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a mother, a daughter, a sister, and a friend. I just made a
major career change and my mind is still boggled from all the new
information that I am learning, but I am loving it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really easy to talk to. I like to talk and I like to listen. I
love to learn about people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. I have the kind of smile that will make you wonder what I
am up to... and I am probably up to no good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone go on real dates anymore? Dinner? A movie? Even a
coffeeshop to just talk the afternoon away?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends! In with friends! The best way to spend a friday
night is surrounded by the best people I know, laughing until our
faces hurt and our throats are sore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am looking for a man that can engage my brain.
Ideally, you will be 25-45 and open minded. Intelligence is a must.
Brains are sexy. So is wit. The ability to send a message that
contains more than 5 words will catch my attention.
Do you like Cards Against Humanity? My friends and I play often and
are ALWAYS looking for new faces to add to the table!
Who are you looking for?
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