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jokeisonthesun

29 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:19pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not in any hurry to get old.

self-possessed. fiercely loyal, self-denying, hedonistic & an appreciator of popular culture despite sweeping gaps in my zeitgeist consumption. I'm sharp but prefer to be incisive. Sicilian & Irish. The stereotypes are true, but they are only the prologue.

I talk & read fast. I listen well. I determine the importance of things & people decisively, but those decisions can change. Convince me. I like kind assholes, not douchebags. I'm generous with what I have. Odds are excellent that I'm funnier than you but I wish you were funnier than me. Cooking while listening to NPR is my least destructive vice. Are any of you Ira Glass?

Tl;dr City bitch drag.

I am the type of girl reddit believes does not exist. I love reddit. I exist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I earned my silver hairs. Zero part of me thinks they're something to be covered up.

Assistant manager (got promoted & it's strange), niece-nanny, silent judger. Sleeping more than I used to has proven positive.

Currently on financially-induced leave from NYU. I: plan missions & follow through, walk around alone happily (particularly like the top of central park on breezy days when the sun is out) and happily with my puppy, drink you under the table & then feel a little self-conscious about it, take care of myself & my family & friends, always want to lose ten pounds but not more than I want to eat ice cream for breakfast, leave for work when the moon is out, read voraciously despite the fact that our desire to escape ourselves is a cause of our unhappiness (thanks Kierkegaard) & rely heavily on public transportation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
explaining why asking college essay style questions on a first date is bad. making nice conversation with boring people, and making much better conversation with much better people. cooking spicy things. footing the bill. manners. finding good shit to do, doing good shit i am told to do. using data gathered from experiences to improve my swag. picking out & buying incredibly perfect gifts. showing up late. making you forget I showed up late. I am also the fastest person I've ever worked with on an espresso bar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes/// smile// ass/ attitude
not necessarily in that order.

Two of my coworkers have asked me if my butt is real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
authors: hunter s thompson, kim addonizio, neruda, bukowski, augusten burroughs, david foster wallace (who wrote the most dangerous short story I've ever read), raymond carver, marjane satrapi, bechdel, eduardo galeano, bell hooks, jose munoz, foucault, steinbeck, lydia davis, Chris ware.

movies: warrior, scorsese's oeuvre, the land before time, the sandlot, oldboy, true romance, queer as folk, the departed, gran turino, any sports movie ever. really. I find it really difficult to watch some graphic beatdowns, which kind of surprised me about myself (see: Green Street Hooligans).

constant: crazy smart poetic girls, badass unapologetic girls, ultracompetent men with good politics & beats, all old school girl groups (aside: these also comprise my ideal social group).

Comedians: Louis ck & mindy kaling & Tina Fey & mark twain & aziz ansari & going to a comedy club on a first date is a terrible idea if you're bad at making conversation beforehand.

Technically I think this whole section should be, "if you were a book/movie/food, what would you be."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, notebook, sun, solitude, sex, pen.

(non-tabasco hot sauce).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Consistency.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not interested in this question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've experienced enough bullshit to know exactly what I don't need to be scared of.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're the kind of guy who does not equate sex positivity with "disposable female."

You found it easy to write a self summary because you live with yourself and you know what works and what doesn't and you know what you want and how much you want to tell strangers about it. Being befuddled and aw-shucks about being asked to describe yourself is some bullshit. Seriously?

You have sleepy, heavy-lidded eyes. As far as physical features go, that is one I can't help but kind of swoon over.

You can deal with the fact that without lessening the veracity of everything above, I am riddled with insecurities.