self-possessed. fiercely loyal, self-denying, hedonistic & an appreciator of popular culture despite sweeping gaps in my zeitgeist consumption. I'm sharp but prefer to be incisive. Sicilian & Irish. The stereotypes are true, but they are only the prologue.
I talk & read fast. I listen well. I determine the importance of things & people decisively, but those decisions can change. I like kind assholes, not douchebags. I'm generous with what I have. Odds are excellent that I'm funnier than you but I wish you were funnier than me. Cooking while listening to NPR is my least destructive vice. Are any of you Ira Glass?
Tl;dr City bitch drag.
I am the type of girl reddit believes does not exist. I love reddit. I exist.