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jokesjokesjokes

30 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Musician, actor, writer, teller of jokes, rider of bikes, beer enthusiast, pop culture nerd, compulsive volunteer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing guitar in a band with like 20 other ladies.
Writing/recording original music
Working in a cheese warehouse.
Going on a bender.
Just got my first tattoo. More on the horizon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stringed instruments, Scrabble, recalling the names of bands, lyrics, actors, and movie quotes when it is most useful.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Second head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything Matters!, Ron Currie, Jr.
Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut
Spoon River Anthology, Edgar Lee Masters

Airplane!
A Mighty Wind
American Beauty

The Wonder Years
Louie
Six Feet Under

The Beatles
Bob Dylan
The Magnetic Fields

Nachos
Movie Theater Popcorn
Kao Soy w/ Tofu
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Guitar (1962 Gretsch Anniversary Edition)
My Banjo (Cheap)
Bell's Porter (in the winter) / Bell's Oberon (in the summer)
Christmas (love it unabashedly)
The Stove (Girl's gotta eat)
The White Album (it's the best)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Possible karaoke jams, puns, running away to a cabin in the wilderness and creating a masterpiece, then more puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On some stage, couch, or bar stool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk a big game, but I'm admittedly pretty not great at making the first move. The first move is my kryptonite!

Oh and I don't have a second head.
You should message me if
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You can hang.
and/or
You've got a band I need to hear
and/or
You have a dog I can walk.

Bonus points for beards! (Not required but encouraged.)