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jokesjokesjokes

29 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Musician, actor, writer, teller of jokes, rider of bikes, beer enthusiast, pop culture nerd, compulsive volunteer.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing guitar in a band with like 20 other ladies.
Writing/recording original music
Working in a cheese warehouse.
Getting ready for summertime adventures. I just wanna be on the beach at night.
Just got my first tattoo. More on the horizon.
I’m really good at
Stringed instruments, Scrabble, recalling the names of bands, lyrics, actors, and movie quotes when it is most useful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything Matters!, Ron Currie, Jr.
Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut
Spoon River Anthology, Edgar Lee Masters

Airplane!
A Mighty Wind
American Beauty

The Wonder Years
Louie
Six Feet Under

The Beatles
Bob Dylan
The Magnetic Fields

Nachos
Movie Theater Popcorn
Kao Soy w/ Tofu
The six things I could never do without
My Guitar (1962 Gretsch Anniversary Edition)
My Banjo (Cheap)
Bell's Porter (in the winter) / Bell's Oberon (in the summer)
Christmas (love it unabashedly)
The Stove (Girl's gotta eat)
The White Album (it's the best)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Possible karaoke jams, puns, running away to a cabin in the wilderness and creating a masterpiece, then more puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
On some stage, couch, or bar stool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk a big game, but I'm admittedly pretty not great at making the first move. The first move is my kryptonite!

Oh and I don't have a second head.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can hang.
and/or
You've got a band I need to hear
and/or
You have a dog I can walk.

Bonus points for beards! (Not required but encouraged.)