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20 Clearwater, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 23
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a note, I'm incredibly picky on the whole relationship thing. There's no "settling" for me. Friendships are pretty cool though, we can be friends.

Sup, I'm a loud, eccentric, rude, hilarious, dorky, male feminist.
I play games, mostly on my PC.
I'm pretty into fashion and I'm really full of myself.
People commonly mistake me for being gay, or a bottom for some reason.
I like to think I'm the most attractive human being on earth, so yeah.
Uh, I think I'm awful at taking selfies but I look fabulous on someone else's camera.
I really don't like other guys that much, at least on a friend level. Most of my friends are females and I'm fine with that.
Attractive people that are also MASSIVE DORKS are my ultimate weakness. That's like 100% of my man crushes.

Anything else, feel free to ask me. I'm like an open book.

Oh I have a tumblr (You'll find more embarassing selfies):
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Uh, I work as a stock clerk. I do acting work off to side. I'm trying to make a web series right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
voice manipulation, being hilariously funny, mario kart (I will wreck your face), theory crafting.

Also sex, so I've been told. It's nice to get advice and learn from women on how to please a woman.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my hair, flirting, the fact I pay a lot of attention to fashion, yelling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY(CHRIS PRATT OMG), The Avengers, Django Unchained, Treasure Planet, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Paranorman, Pacific Rim, DISNEY, Scott Pilgrim, Perks to Being a Wallflower

Shows: Young Justice, Sword Art Online, Power Rangers, New Girl, Legend of Korra, Archer, Parks and Recreation, Kamen Rider

Food: Everything I cook, fried chicken by far.

Games: League of Legends, Mass Effect, Mario Kart, Monster Hunter, [insert valve titles here], Kingdom Hearts, Warframe (Lots of warframe) Guild Wars 2

My Pandora Seeds (So anything related to these I probably listen to and am too lazy to make a seed for it)
10 Years
Avenged Sevenfold, AC/DC, American Authors, Animals as Leaders, Arctic Monkeys, Avicii
Big Data, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Black Veil Brides, Blink 182, Bon Jovi, Brad Sucks, Breaking Benjamin, Bush
Cage the Elephant, Chromeo
Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Disturbed
Fade, Fall Out Boy, Fireflight, Five Finger Death Punch, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Foster the People
Garbage, Gorillaz
Halestorm, Harvey Danger, Hinder
I Am Arrows, Icon for Hire
Joan Jett
Kenny Chesney, Klaypex, Kongos
Lights, Lindsey Stirling, Linkin Park
Metallica, Modest Mouse, Muse, My Chemical Romance
Neck Deep, Neon Trees
Panic at the Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Passion Pit, Pop Evil
Rent: The Musical, Rise Against
Saving Abel, Seether, Serj Tankian, Shinedown, Skillet, Snow Patrol, Spring Awakening, Stone Sour, Sum 41, System of a Down
The Black Keys, The Bleachers, The Front Bottoms, The Glitch Mob, The Heavy, The Strokes, Theory of a Deadman, Twenty One Pilots, Two Door Cinema Club
Young Guns
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bodies of water, company, my computer, acting, music, air probably. That's optional I think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology. Probably my Webseries. Sex. Should I invest in a hair dryer with how I now style my hair?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or in with friends. Also working on occasions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a weird sexuality that takes a lot of time explain. I know my own size in women's. I was a massive whore before I was even legal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on adventures in a very unadventurous town. Imagination helps. Or just talk. I'm actually looking for more outlets from just browsing tumblr all day.