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jokudesch

26 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was adopted at 4 months. I grew up in Aberdeen, WA. My father taught math (har har) at my high school, and my mother was an accountant. I joined the Marine Corps when I was 19, and served as a K9 Handler for five years. I moved back up here last September, started an online business, and am now working to accomplish my dreams and goals. I enjoy helping people, playing music and entertaining people. I don't know many people I can't make smile or laugh. I have two dogs, they're assholes, but you'll get used to them. I live in south Seattle, almost Renton, with a roommate. I don't really drink that much anymore, but I will go out for a beer or two every once in a while with friends. I think the concept of picking up women at the bar is baffling. Airplanes confuse me. I enjoy fruit flavored sodas, Pixar movies, Indian food, and meeting new people. I still laugh at fart jokes, people falling down, animals making silly sounds, awkward situations, and babies making funny faces. I believe Facebook is a free expression for the public masses, and if you are flooded with idiots saying idiotic things, that you should check your associations. I hate the term YOLO. I don't believe in being a victim. I am an incredibly positive person, and I value attitude and intelligence over physical attraction. I have been growing random gray hairs since I was in Middle School. I'm probably embarrassing to my friends, but I would rather have a good time then look cool. I'm out of random self-summary things.

Personally? If you really want to know the nitty gritty, I really believe in a relationship, both sides should be sixty forty. fifty fifty is a give and take paradigm, where if I do something I should be rewarded. If both sides are giving without expectations to receive, this leads to a better place.

If you'd like to see me sing : https://www.youtube.com/user/Jdesch?feature=mhee

Update. Okcupid sent me an email recently congratulating me for being hot?? And now they're going to show me more attractive people, and showing me to other attractive people? Tha fuck? So up until more you were just half assing and showing me all the ugly people? That makes no sense, and makes me laugh simultaneously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freedom!

Also, I don't know if it's the suppressed Asian in me, but I love internet dance craves, I watched the episode of Glee over and over with the flash mob to Safety dance on it, shuffling, and all other sorts of non sense. Currently I'm obsessing over Lindsey Stirling and how to woo her. You'll have to do until that plan comes to fruition. And yes, I can Dougie. That's what's currently happening here.

Oh and I train dogs at Petsmart, and privately. Don't tell anyone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, making uncomfortable or awkward situations even more so, training dogs, dancing, singing, playing guitar, and tying ties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my lips, lately my clothes, or my laugh and smile. I do those two constantly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Stephen King, John C. Maxwell, Hunger Games, A Song of Fire and Ice, Outliers,
Movies: Ray, Black Hawk Down, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Shows: Big Bang Theory, Whose Line is it Anyways?(dude, .what happened to that show??) How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Game of Thrones, MXC
Food: Pho, Indian, Mexican, and I make a mean red sauce, Meat!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tooth Brush
2. Cherry Cola XS
3. My puppies
4. Boxer briefs
5. Internet Memes
6. Montreal Chicken Seasoning

This is erroneous, I have lot of things I wouldn't give up willingly. Orgasms, netflix, candy, and running water come to mind, as well as my tempurpedic pillow, red sauce, ties, and my dogs. Also meaningful relationships, sarcastic assholes, and Turkey. And Barbeque sauce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who was that guy in that one movie? The one with... Oh fuck.

What people sound like when Bane's voice is applied to them.

What life is like when you're not a snarky asshole.

How to best deliver jokes to make people laugh.

What it takes to bring all the okcupid girls to the yard, and if it's ok that I'm mildly lactose intolerant.

Also, why okcupid suspiciously matches me with asians all the time... That's right, I'm going into my ethnicity kicking and screaming.

Duuuude, I'm about to set up a legit fish tank. Small, bit still.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something different
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have terrible ringing in my ears, so I generally sleep with either Futurama, Invader Zim, or Spongebob on.
You should message me if
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You have a thing for sarcastic asian guys who are kind of a twinkie... Or if you can cook. Or sing. Or play piano. Or like Futurama or Southpark. Or lists of things you like. Or think the movie Dumb and Dumber is still funny. Or if you feel like you're an A player stuck in a B game!!

If we didn't try things we thought we would fail at, the world would be full of people who had no hope, no plans, no life.

Currently my views are you should either be living the life of your dreams, or jabber a plan that can (hopefully) get you there. If you aren't at least gong towards it, what are you waiting for?? I'm also very willing to heliotrope find those dreams.