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jolieboy

26 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Who am I? I'm the nice guy, with just the right amount of shy, and my eyes to the sky. I'm a novice Muay Thai striker, a daring biker, and occasional mountain hiker. I'm a proud tech geek, hanged out with Mystique, and a world champion at hide and go seek. A new condo dweller, a terrible speller, and dance moves that are..OK I guess :P.

I believe in the flying spaghetti monster, that pink is a fake colour, and that gravity truly is a heartless mother f@#$#8!! (Oh Sheldon :D)

It's a new year! Already looking forward to the possibilities. Hope you enjoyed my silly limerick! :D
What I’m doing with my life
Life is interesting right now. Got the keys to my condo a few months back, and I'm slowly making it home. Kinda scary stuff in a way, but exciting at the same time. I've lived away from home for school, but always had room mates. So moving to Toronto on my own is a new experience.

Oh, and this is my day job :D http://xkcd.com/705/ (hover over the comic for the extra blurb)
***K, seriously, not a virus, xkcd is a web comic, google it***
I’m really good at
Outrunning zombies, hoards of children, speeding paintballs and occasionally reason.
I tell fantabulous stories, cook a mean burger, tie my shoes, and I'll even do my own laundry!
The first things people usually notice about me
is that i am very approachable and easy going. Sometimes people can mistaken me for being a bit reserved and quiet, but I like to think I play both the introvert and extrovert quite well. I've been called Mr Cool because I'm the calm one when everyone else is stressing out and loosing it. I'm practical, down to earth, and astoundingly good at avoiding drama in general.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Comics: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Oryx and Crake, The Hunger Games, XKCD, Looking for Group, Ctrl-Alt-Del, Lackadaisy, Runaways, Last Man Standing, etc

TV: Myth Busters, South Park, Futurama, Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Top Gear, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Spartacus, and F1

Movies: Good plot, good action, good humour, I'm in

Music: Mostly rock, although i'll listen to anything with a fun beat. Country is sometimes ok, and very selective of Rap.
If you love this let me know: https://www.facebook.com/Ravenscode

Food: I love pasta, stir fries, and sushi just to name a few. I try to avoid spicy food, but I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Beyond the usual necessities:

- A purpose in life, something/someone to make me feel useful/needed
- A little bit of each day to learn something new and amazing
- The occasional random adventure, preferably with friends
- The freedom to be myself without caving into others expectations
- Delicious food (it makes me happy!)
- Someone to talk to (Volley balls might count..Willlsonnnn!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- If there is a ninja under my bed
- How the hell gravity actually works
- Why religion is persistently universal, yet almost entirely inconsistent
- Whether that tree is climbable
- What the world would be like if everyone could choose one super power
- If that guy sitting in front of me suddenly pulled out a gun, could I take him?
- How much trouble I could cause if I were the evil version of me
- The first thing I'd do when the zombies come
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends somewhere, or just taking it easy. Although now that i think of it, Saturday is much more eventful...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a ninja...But ShhHHhhh, it's a secret!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love bacon, or at least wish you could eat it. Yea it smells damn good doesn't it? :P

You don't take yourself too seriously (everyone should just goof off every once and a while!)

....Or if your awesome and think I would be fun to talk to. That generally works too