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jolyonh

25 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thought I'd have a try at this, not something I'm used to.
Name's a good start = my name is Jolyon.
Place of living = my place of living is west London.
Description = I am a person (of a certain description)
I have a pretty weird sense of humour at times, which, if you haven't already been put off and metaphorically 'done a runner', you'll discover more if you read on.
I love learning about stuff. I'm a bit geeky. And creating weird things is fun.
At times I enjoy being childish and silly, but I do love a good natter about serious questions, and the meaning of life and whatnot.
I pride myself in generally keeping an open mind in debates. There's a reason for everything.
I'm a fan of the exclamation mark!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently stuck in the post-uni blues part of life. Doing bits and bobs here and there. Acting. Writing. Procrastinating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking terrible in photographs (as I'm sure you've noticed).
I do smile a LOT more.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my friends is obsessed with my cheekbones. They are apparently impressive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Mort, Dance Dance Dance, The Hobbit, 1984, His Dark Materials, and of course: Fantastic Mr Fox.

Movies:
The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, The Lord of the Rings, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Leon, The Matrix, Memento, Fargo, In Bruges, Shaun of the Dead, The Life Aquatic, Oldboy, Brazil, No Country for Old Men, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Princess Bride, Life is Beautiful, Untouchable, Seven Psychopaths, Buffalo '66, Inception, Monster's Inc, Sanjuro, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Little Miss Sunshine, The Ladykillers (English Version), Jurassic Park, Blade Runner, Terminator 2, Cool Runnings, Inglorious Basterds, City of God, Pan's Labyrinth, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Fifth Element, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Breathless (Korean Film), The Dark Knight, Spirited Away, Grave of the Fireflies, Moonrise Kingdom, Django Unchained, etc...

TV Shows:
Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Spaced, The Flight of the Conchords, David Attenborough stuff, Family Guy, Lost, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Father Ted, Frasier.

Music:
Radiohead, Tom Waits, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Arcade Fire, The Coral, Ben Folds Five, Talking Heads, The Velvet Underground, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Beatles, The Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, Nick Drake, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Bob Dylan, John Lurie, The Rolling Stones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brian Eno, Blur, Led Zeppelin, Rufus Wainwright, Bjork, Ali Farka Toure, The Specials, Stravinsky (although some people spell it Stravinski. If somebody knows the answer, message me!)

Food:
I love lots of food, and I'm willing to try a lot of different ones, from all over the world. One of my dreams is to go to every country in the world to try their delicacies. Really into Korean at the moment. Made my own kimchee the other day. If you know what that is (and like it) well done you!
Love my breakfast.
However, there is one food I shall not try = mushrooms.
Me and them just don't get on. I'm telling you this in advance in case you get offended when I pick them out and put them on the side of a plate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Films
3. Art
4. Games
5. Enjoyment
6. LISTS!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"...What should I think about today?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the pub with friends, or at home with...well myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've written too much already.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, if you want to talk to me, I guess. Go on. Have a go!