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jombajuice

28 M Staten Island, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've been working in local politics for most of the last 3 years, but I'm looking to change careers, so I spent the last year earning a Certificate in PR from NYU

I'm currently enrolled in Spanish classes. I'm committed to never stop learning! Also, I'm mildly confused as to what the hell I'll be doing for the next 40-some odd years, so I figure I may as well build my skills now.

Disney pays me to watch movies; I haven't paid to see a movie in almost a decade

I like marijuana. I'd like it if you did too!

I'd prefer a woman with a degree, or plans to get one, but loyalty, honesty, and a sense of humor are the most important things to me right now

I have dreams of traveling the world, and California has a very special place in my heart

I love the holiday season in NYC and want someone to share all the cooking and baking and gingerbread house-building with

I'm looking for a relationship, but a sex-driven friendship in the interim can be fun too
What I’m doing with my life
Making money, going to school and improving the general welfare for all of New York
I’m really good at
Romance, clitoral stimulation and humor of the dry or dirty variety
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples. Or my tie, if I'm wearing one.
The six things I could never do without
1.Sex 2.Suits 3.Coffee 4.Water 5.Toothpaste 6.Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do in the short-term to prepare for the long-term
On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun, and you should join me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yeah, that was me picking up that stray penny on the floor
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're looking for action, adventure, excitement and the most incredible experience of your life in and out of bed.

*Curious mind and sense of humor required!*

DON'T MESSAGE ME IF:

You have strong religious beliefs

Your only source of news is Fox

You don't read anything, ever

You don't at least make an attempt to keep up with current events