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jon-onymous

31 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Law school
Job
Law
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not a very good self promoter. I often find it easier to talk about my bad traits, so I'll do that. First, I'm way too handsome. As a result I have to deal with a lot of fanfare. Second, too often I have a good time, which makes it really hard to be depressed. Third, I'm incredibly easy to talk to and way too good of a listener. Fourth, people always come up to me and say things like "you're so successful" which makes me all "gee thanks guys, but could you be a little less harsh with your criticism."

I know that leading with your problems is probably not the best way to start, but I just don't want to lead anyone on...
What I’m doing with my life
Bringing good will to men and women and creating peace on earth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: top gun (duh), Igby goes down, y tu mama tambien, uncle buck, heat, home alone (1-2), mighty ducks (1-2), the warriors, rocky iv
Music: grizzly bear, deerhunter, washed out, Neil young, Rolling Stones, wilco, miles davis, king krule, joy division, new order, radiohead, father john misty, indians, lord Huron, blood orange, Gil mantera's party dream, blah, blah blah, blahuh
The six things I could never do without
Revolution Eugene porter
Music
Panda bears
Soccer
Deep v tshirts
The number 18
On a typical Friday night I am
Robbing liquor stores and hearts
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating