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33 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:55pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm so lonely.
So lonely.
So lonely and sadly alone.

There's no one.
Just me only,
Sitting on my little throne.
I work very hard and make up great plans,
But nobody listens, no one understands.
Seems that no one takes me seriously.

And so I'm lonely.
A little lonely.
Poor little me.

There's nobody
I can relate to,
Feel like a bird in a cage.
It's kinda silly.
But not really.

I work really hard to stay nice and fit,
But none of the women seem to give a shit.
When I rule the world maybe they'll notice me.

But until then? I'll just be lonely.

Little lonely, poor little me.

Hans, you're breakin my balls here, Hans.
What I’m doing with my life
What I choose.

This might defy convention, but it's my life.
I’m really good at
Taking long naps without messing up my hair.
Playing the Bass
Identifying a movie from only a few frames, or a song from just hearing the first second.
Making friends with dogs and people.
Being an extroverted introvert.
Surfing the TV.
Entertaining myself.
being creative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Taschen books. Medieval Japanese history books. Cyberpunk books. Poetry books. Text books. Music books. Murakami books. (Both of them.) How-to-books. History books.

A quick look at my DVD selection will tell you two things: I like science fiction movies, and I like 80s movies. Those two things say a lot about my aesthetic and, to some degree, my personality. Though I guarantee I'm not what you think.

Romantic-Era classical music. The violin motif from Schehererazade. Wave by Oscar Peterson. The Thieving Magpie. Anything that was ever sung by a character, or used in as source music for a Looney Tunes or Ren and Stimpy Cartoon.
Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. Talking Heads. Tangerine Dream and 70s-80s electronic bands and their awesome soundtracks for awesome 80s movies.

I like intelligent comedies. AD, Simpsons seasons 3.5 through 9, South Park, old Nickelodeon shows like Ren and Stimpy and Adventures of Pete and Pete and who could forget Salute your Shorts! Hannibal. Season 1 of Dexter. Futurama. I love history shows and am getting pretty damn good at correctly estimating the value of goods on Pawn Stars and Antiques Roadshow.

Food is wonderful.
The six things I could never do without
1. Half and Half in my coffee.
2. Dogs.
3. a comfy pair of sneakers.
4. My phone.
5. The occasional bout of procrastination...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did I get to be 33 already? I still feel 25. Fortunately, I feel a lot smarter than I did at 25. That's the one perk of aging I look forward to the most I suppose. That and incontinence!

How much would I need to comfortably live on a beach in Thailand while leading SCUBA expeditions in my free time for ten years?

How standards are too high.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, bowling, making something, watching a movie, reading, hanging out with people, out on a date, buying something at Home Depot, Judo practice, watching the dogs for my parents while they seemingly have a more active social life than I do...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if if I wrote to you first. If I did it's because I read all of your profile, saw some key things we had in common, looked through your pictures to make sure you weren't too wild ;) , read through a sampling of your questions, and then felt interested to contact you and learn more about you. I even typically ask questions and provide humorous observations pertaining to the information available to me at hand in my message, and 99% free of typos and grammatical errors! (From the look of things around here there are major issues with proper use of Their/There/They're with my gender. )

Or don't. Whatever. It's your buck, not mine.