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  • Ages 21-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm assuming that you're checking me out because I visited your page and you were curious, or you found my profile pic intriguing. Anyway, potential significant other, I have fallen under the impression we would make great offspring together. I would enjoy engaging in the mundane & boring courtship ritual in which I must destroy half my paycheck on dinner and a movie with you while awkwardly building rapport in hopes of getting a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night. In the event that you have constructed enough trust, comfort, and connection with me, perhaps we can get married, buy a two story house with a white picket fence, have 2.5 children, and a pet hamster. And after 10 years I will cheat on you with a young blonde coke whore and you will take half my crap.

OK. Time to be serious for a second. Here's the nitty gritty: My hobbies tend to lend themselves to being active and outdoors as much as possible. You can usually find me riding my bike through downtown and the missions during the weekend. Lazing about tubing enjoying Lone Star is always a welcome weekend getaway. I love hitting the St. Marys strip to see live music and enjoy craft beer. Thus, I love going to hole in the wall bars and checking out local bands. I'm very easy to please and prefer the simple things in life to extravagance. Checking out the local music and art scenes is something I always look forward to. Especially pub run and First Friday. Music is an integral part of my life. I have been playing the drums for 16 years and recently picked up guitar in the last year.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as an EMT to gain trauma experience. I also volunteer at university hospital in the trauma center. Working on getting everything in order to apply for nurse practitioner school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling my mind with esoteric knowledge. Being affectionate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. I am starting to go a little gray (silver fox :D).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If I had to choose a specific genre of music, I would say stoner/desert rock have a hold on my heart (Graveyard is my favorite). My favorite books are the ones that tend to challenge you and have a degree of deep introspection. (Chuck Palanhiuk is a wonderful writer.) I would say that my favorite modern day philosophers/comedians are George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Henry Rollins.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip those jeans. :D
What's your sign? It must be pi/2. Because, you are the one. Here's a joke an er doctor told me the other day: A doctor tells their patient after waking up, I have good and bad news. What do you want to hear first? Patient says bad news first so the good will cheer them up. Doctor informs the patient they lost their legs. Distraught, patient asks for the good news. Doctor says the person next to them wants to buy their shoes. *I'll see myself out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book and don't believe anything is off limits. Nor are there any inappropriate questions. I prefer deep conversations than superficial, inane small talk. It would be nice to meet someone who can sit me down, shut me up, and teach me five things I dont know. So, feel free to ask me anything. I have a crass and dark sense of humour (it comes with the job). I love satire and the numerous ways in which life can be ironic. So, feel free to send me a dark or politically incorrect joke to grab my attention.
You should message me if
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You know that what I said at the beginning was a joke. Some people seem to lack a sense of humour. A few people seem to perceive my laid back approach and goofy sense of humour as possibly indicating an inability to be serious. I assure you I can be attentive and serious when necessary. However, I tend to go with the flow and try to maintain a mellow disposition. I live life with the thought that taking it seriously is superfluous as we're all going to die. So, why sweat the small stuff? So many people waste time fretting over inconsequential and immaterial matters.