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31 / M / Straight / Available

Dearborn, Michigan

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Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Detail oriented geek who still thinks it's fun to play mini-golf and that dinosaurs are cool.

I'm married, but we are humans, so we don't have rules about monogamy. Feel free to ask me about it if you want to know more.

EDIT: It seems like a lot people interpret that to mean that all I'm looking for are casual hookups. But if you look below, you'll see that what I'm really looking for are interesting people to have fascinating conversations with. Sex is not my primary motivator here.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a programmer making cool software. I went to grad school for philosophy, and this is where I ended up. So all those jokes about humanities majors only getting fast food jobs: NOT TRUE

I've also been teaching philosophy for 5 or 6 years, although I'm currently on hiatus until I have more free time to do so. You can find my ratemyprofessor profile without much trouble (I teach at Wayne State). You'll see that students like me, think I'm a dork, but have not yet given me a "chili pepper". So I'm a good teacher, but not quite hot enough for them. One person writes that "if you have a thing for kind of dorky guys as I do, you will develop a crush". Wow, thanks!

Another thing I do for money is perform wedding ceremonies. I was ordained as an officiant by the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I've done almost 10 weddings so far, and I really like being part of the happiest day of many people's lives. If you want to hire me after OKC works for you, just send me a message!

On Tuesdays, I bowl on a league, but I'm not very good. I think my average is about 105.
I’m really good at
- reading the rules to a board game and explaining it to everyone else. "Rules help control the fun!"

- understanding another person's views (although I'm not great at understanding their feelings).

- understanding and working with systems of things.

- finding more efficient ways of doing things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
- The Dirk Gently series
- Anything by Terry Pratchett
- Stories by Neil Gaiman
- Watchmen
- Killing Joke

Movies
- Aliens
- Clue
- Superhero movies
- Harry Potter movies
- Movies where people learn things in a school
- Taken, and anything else starring Liam Neeson
- Love Actually

Shows
- Arrested Development
- Parks and Recreation
- Shark Tank
- Friends
- Firefly
- Band of Brothers

Food
- Indian, especially Malai Kofta
- Thai, especially Masaman with Tofu
- Pizza with interesting topings
- In general, I'd rather eat new, interesting things rather than things I already know I like.
The six things I could never do without
People aren't things, so here are some actual things:

1. Google
2. Books on CD (for car rides)
3. Seasons (I like looking forward to the next one)
4. Goals
5. Cell phone (for when I am lost or need help)
6. Laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
reasonability and simplification. My favorite thing is to show that commonly held beliefs are false.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking beer samplers and playing trivia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I organize the books in the library for fun.

Also, I do voices for my cats.

Also, I've been watching a lot of Golden Girls lately, and I like it a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you want to have a beer or you want to invite me over to play a game (Munchkin!). Or you have a lead on a place that has some awesome vegetarian food.