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jonenge

41 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Before I get started, you should totally read this with an English accent. Not because I have one but because it's just so damn charming. Bonus points if you do it out loud.

Me:
I do not take myself or life very seriously and I deal with adversity through laughter and have the gift to make my friends laugh when life is at its hardest. I say this because it seems like every profile I read says, "I like fun and love to laugh." GOOD! You're not The Grinch! My own personal hangup, I don't date girls covered in green hair. I know... racist.

I'm a romantic, I open doors for people, I like to bring flowers, dress up to go out, I flirt with old ladies (everyone should feel beautiful because they are) and I turn off my cell phone when I'm being social and when I'm sleeping. I also like to pay when we go out. I know! Equality and all that. Call me old-fashioned. And I can't do it every time but the first date is definitely on me so no reaching for your purse when the check comes and don't go ordering your drink before I get there!

For fun? I like to dress up in old-timey clothing and go to events. Drink on my roof. Go out to dinner. Really, anything where there's a possibility for great conversation. I'm totally addicted. I want to go hiking but I don't have anyone to go with. That's the problem when your friends are mostly made up of computer nerds, it's rare they go outside. But we have lovely lily-white skin!

I have been on an exercise kick lately. I want to get into Robert Downey Jr. shape because if I could be half as awesome as him, I'd... ummm... make a suit of powered armor?

I am loyal, a good listener, I believe in great communication, keeping the lines open and try to keep an "I'm ok. You're ok" attitude. You're just fine exactly how you are. Oh, and that thing you don't like that I keep doing! I'm so sorry. I had no idea. I won't do that anymore. Forgive me if I forget but I'll work on it. Can I make it up to you with dinner or sex acts?

I love kids, though I have none of my own. I'm "Crazy Uncle Jon" to my nieces & nephew and all my cousins' kids. I'm headed to Minnesota in a couple weeks for 2 family reunions and I'm so excited for it! I'm going to throw so many kids into the water! Oh, they love it. Otherwise they would be cuddling up to me laughing and saying, "Don't throw me in!" Also, being the crazy uncle has its advantages. All the kids want you to take them out on the jet ski so I get maximum jet ski time. And yeah, I totally let them drive when we're out of sight of the grown ups.

That being said, I am under no delusions that I'm perfect. I sometimes communicate poorly, drink too much, work too much, swear too much, say the wrong thing, stare at your boobs, get egocentric and want to be right instead of being happy. But I'm getting better at catching myself.

Oh, that crinkle in your brow! No, no. Don't be too worried. These are rare occasions. I am an adult after all. The point is, I'm a work in progress and I'm always looking to improve.

You:
Classy, inappropriate, elegant, goofy, smart, witty, independent, have your own friends, keep me on my toes. Not afraid to ask for what you want, good communicator and also a sci-fi/fantasy fan.

I would love to have someone who is in "the industry" as well but, really, that's not a deal breaker. What's important is someone who accepts me for who I am and that I'm comfortable being uncool with.

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when we're uncool" - One of my favorite movies. Do you know what it's from? Contact me! And NO GOOGLING!!!

Damn, that got really long... did I mention I can really talk a lot? I'm easily silenced with a kiss.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the first time in my life I'm really chasing my dreams. I was a graphic designer and I hated it. Not the work as much as having to work in an office in corporate America. It's just not for me. So I quit, moved to L.A. (from O.C.) and really went after the filmmaking dream. Over the past 2.5 years, things have really started happening. I have some amazing opportunities that have cropped up in the past couple weeks. I'd be happy to tell you about them over a drink!

Specifically, making orc armor for a "Shadow of Mordor" video. My hands are stained brown from the leather dye. EXCITING!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative stuff, observational humor, obscure references that I really hope you get and find funny, kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My positive energy, my infectious smile, my sense of humor... oh, and the blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm always reminded of "High Fidelity" here: "what really matters is what you like, not what you are like..."
Here's what I like.
Sci fi. Good sci fi: Star Wars Original Trilogy (new trilogy is bullshit, ask me about JJ Abram's SW), Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, 5th Element, Galaxy Quest, Star Trek, Dr. Who. I also like good fantasy: Lord of the Rings (Hobbit movies are too long), and action/adventure. I think most filmmakers will try to impress by saying their favorite movie is The Godfather or Citizen Kane or something. Fuck that. I'm honest. My favorite movie is Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Books-wise, I tend to read more instructional books even though I do love reading fiction like the Harry Potter series, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep. But I have so much to learn and I'm so driven right now to follow this career path I'm trying to soak up as much knowledge as I can!

I love food, especially trying new food that's as authentic as it can be. I like to eat like the locals. I also love to cook and am pretty damn good at it! Cooking is always so much better when cooking for someone else. I have an idea for a cooking show... if you're feeling saucy; ask me!

Music: Flogging Molly, Barenaked Ladies, The Pogues, Mumford & Sons, Motown, Do-Wop, Star Trek: Into Darkness Soundtrack, Oingo Boingo, Toad the Wet Sprocket, The Black Keys, Counting Crows, The Proclaimers, Trampled by Turtles, Lumineers... and many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Instead of 6 innocuous things, here are a few of my favorite things:
Finishing a project
Upload day
Developing a new project
Good beer (nothing too hoppy, please and definitely nothing "light")
"California cold" any chance to wear jeans, leather jacket and my boots.
Coffee in the morning. (Especially on the aforementioned "California cold" day)
Long, rainy days in bed with my girl.
My Pandora Mumford & Sons mix (when the banjo drops, shit just got real)
Swearing
Banter

And some things that most people like but I don't:
Sports. I don't get it. It bores me to tears.
I'm not a fan of wine. Just never got a taste for it. But I will drink it if that's all there is.
Tea. I had a bad tea experience long ago and it makes me want to hurl.
I don't eat processed sugar and stay away from white flour.
Love pizza, can't eat it.
The heat/the sun. Give me a day in the low 60s/high 50s any day!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone REALLY think duckface is attractive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My schedule often dictates I'm working on Fridays. Often I say, "Why is my street so busy? Ohhhhh. Friday!"
And then on other weeks, "It's Friday! Let's go grab some drinks and food and laugh our ever-loving butts off!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't look at all your pictures first. I look to see if you're a fan of Firefly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you intimidate other men, you're probably the kind of woman I'd really dig.
I like strong women, a little earthy-yet-classy, irreverent, smart as a whip, sarcastic, understanding... but really just someone I am comfortable with. Someone who accepts me for who I am, blemishes and all.

Also, you should like to actually go out! I'm not much one for chatting endlessly online, I like to talk to interesting people, so expect a few messages in for me to ask you to meet... once I can prove I'm not a total Peter Lorre-style creeper!