...you maybe...
have never been to an ICP show.
don't have 9 pictures of yourself drinking weak beer at a baseball
game. Nothing against weak beer or baseball (or not TOO much
against them) but you should have a life outside of Rockies
games.
are a foodie.
don't have 9 pictures of yourself rock climbing. Nothing against
rock climbing, but you can't really see what someone looks like
when they're rock climbing. Same goes for skiing.
like beards.
are not going to flake out at the last minute. I am a busy
person and if we make plans for a Friday night, then at least have
the decency to cancel.
are pro-choice.
have not, do not and will not refer to your social network as "my
betches."
want to play chess.
like good coffee.
make art.
have a dog that doesn't look at you like it doesn't trust
you.
have a cat that looks at you like it doesn't trust you. (Because
they don't trust anyone.)
are ok with a guy that will spend a large portion of July, May and
Easter watching skinny European men ride bicycles. There will be
some other days too, but those are my favorite races.
are not ok with toe-shoes.
don't have strict/ideological dietary restrictions. This is a good
place to mention that, although I love meat, I mostly eat
vegetarian. This is not ideological, but rather nutritional. I
don't think it's healthy to eat meat for every meal. I won't hold
health related dietary restrictions against anyone, but I'd like
someone who will eat at more than 4 restaurants.
have a dog, cat, pot bellied pig, Pygmy goat, fennec fox, sugar
glider or house rabbit. Maybe a parrot, depending on how smart it
is.
think that the idea of spending the evening cooking, drinking wine
and listening to Madlib sounds like a nice date.
don't have your mind made up about everything already.
have a beautiful voice.
are a walking nature encyclopedia.
have a taste for manly men with purple bedding.
know what you want, but are often surprised by what you enjoy. (One
of my favorite things.)
don't have offspring.
understand that this list is lighthearted.
could spend five minutes telling me why Jurassic Park is
awesome.
think that I might be cool enough to follow to a show that you've
never heard of.
will bring me to a show that I've never heard of.
have awesome tattoos.
aren't pulling the same smile in all your pictures. (the one that
looks like you're trying to push your teeth out of your head)
are short.
don't eat fast food.
are tall.
like riding bikes.
don't have any tattoos. (I don't have any, either.)
like cooking. And more importantly, cooking together.
are the kind of girl that can hit a coffee can with a snowball at
50 paces.
follow a quality over quantity approach to alcohol, but are not
afraid to budge on the quantity every once in a while.
can really get the fuck down on baked mac and cheese.
