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Some basics about me:
• I am half German and half Puerto Rican
• I was born in New York and raised in Georgia
• I speak English, German, sarcasm, and bullshit, fluently. My Spanish is non existent
• I used to live in Germany for a total of 6 years, for the military
• I do very well for myself financially
• I have my own place and I'm looking at buying another house this summer
• I am a Biomedical Engineer for DaVita
• I own a black, 6-speed M/T, 2014 Genesis Coupe 3.8 Ultimate
• I secretly wish we could have a zombie apocalypse
• I have a great sense of humor that ranges all over the board from crude, to sexual, to racial, to witty, to nerdy, and even the all-time favorite 'corny/lame'
• I'm a nerd 100%. I love video games, anime, and manga. And Yes... I have a 3DS XL and I play Pokémon on it
• I have been on here since December of 2011. It is my deduction that a large majority of the "woman" on here just want to flaunt cutesy pictures of themselves, only use this site/app to chat "because a friend recommended this site/app", or just got out of a bad breakup/marriage. 9 times out of 10, dating woman under these circumstances never, ever works. So, If none of these apply to you, then feel free to message me and we'll see where it goes. Be confident... the hardest step is simply messaging me if I've caught your interest. Once you do that, then a whole new door opens up and the possibilities are endless. ;)
What I am looking for in a girl:
I would like to meet a girl that-
• has similar interests as mine, but also her own fun and quirky interests
• has an 'out there' personality and isn't afraid to speak up and talk sh*tto me
• has a very witty sense of humor and can dish things out, like an evil scourge
• is adventurous and enjoys travelling and going on vacations
• actually enjoys staying home from time to time and not out at 'da club' every weekend
and most importantly
• I would like to meet a girl that > does not use the words 'bae', 'n igga', 'swag', or yolo' in their every day vocabulary.