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jonnydumbass

32 San Antonio, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in Tampa, FL and now I travel most of the time... both for work and for fun. I love meeting new people and broadening my horizons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The most important thing in my life is the fun punk band that I play with. It's the reason that I work my butt off!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking Jameson, making delicious food, and making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm pretty much always smiling... and that I have a silly laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, Douglas Adams, Robert Persig, David Sedaris, Raymond Carver, Ray Kurzweil

Movies: Anything written by Charlie Kaufman or directed by Wes Anderson.

Shows: Dr Who, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica

Music: The Cure is the best band of all time. :)
I also love Guided By Voices, Grimes, The Lemonheads, Neutral Milk Hotel, The XX, Chvrches, Arcade Fire, The Mountain Goats, and a shit-ton of new and old punk.

Food: Cuban and Asian... but not together!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Music
Whiskey
Cigarettes
Sunglasses
Good literature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Singularity - if you don't know what I'm talking about read some Ray Kurzweil and get back with me...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There really isn't a 'typical' Friday night for me... But if the question is "what do I do if I don't have to work the next day?" then it might involve anything from going to a shitty punk rock show, spending hours chatting with friends/strangers at a local bar, lying around a friends house getting stoned, or catching a flight to a town where I can do one of those first three things!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was raised in a crazy strict religious household.
You should message me if
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You wanna have a blast and enjoy good conversation...