This profile is under investigation in violation of CODE 75864315 to the power of 3 for awesomeness infringement.
This profile has been actively giving a non fair chance to all the other men on OKcupid and has reportedly repeatedly (along with a few other words ending in edly) issuing hilarity to the degree of insanity. Please be advised that if this individual contacts you that YOU WILL be subject to the following:
- mass hysterical chronic laughing syndrome (resulting in possible nostril snorts from laughing too hard).
- frantic romantic dreams that in actuality are not dreams and that you're really awake.
- an abundance of exactly what you want.
- for some odd reason all of your plumbing, door hinges and handy work is taken care of.
- chronic shoulder ease from lack of never having to open a door for yourself... Ever.
- the re-occurring feeling of wanting something and achieving it.
- the feeling of being appreciated... Cared about.
- the feeling of what it feels like to be the luckiest girl in the world to have found someone imperfectly perfect.
If you have any information about this individual please click "send message" on this page and contact this user ASAP to let him know how you feel. He's waiting for you to find him so he can retire from his search... Together..