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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:51pm
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola chicas!

My grandparents met on okcupid so I thought I'd give this a try.

Name's Jon. I dream big, I worry little. I'm a family oriented guy living my dream, making jokes, and rolling with the punches. I'm originally from Chicago but I've been to and have lived in many beautiful places in the world (lived in Brazil and Spain and have been to over 30 countries). I want to continue to travel and explore different cultures to help me grow. I'm passionate about making a change in the world, a positive change. Are you coming?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What is the meaning of life? To be happy and useful ~The Dalai Lama

The DL forgot one thing I'd like to add: to whip and do the nae nae.

World traveler. Former biochemist. Doctor in training. Trying to make italics the universal sarcasm font, one okcupid visitor at a time. I think it's important to give back to those who are less fortunate than us or those who just need someone to talk to. I go on surgical medical missions for kids. So far I've done missions to Guatemala, Peru, Vietnam, and Brazil. I love to volunteer and hope that's something you like to do too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Languages. I'm trilingual. Hablo español (castellano) e falo português (brasileiro) fluentamente também....e io capisco um po d'italiano.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've heard the most common things guys lie about online is salary and height.

Rest assured that my 5'9" is without inches added or stilettos/pumps on. I'm actually 5'9.75, let me round up?

I make 500 bajillion zillion dollars a day, okcupid doesn't even go that high, hence the --
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are things we can talk about on our first date to break the ice ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. a good bed to sleep in
2. my passport (mine has stamps AND stickers....but no glitter. what does yours have?)
3. food - gotta be fueled to go to the....
4. gym - gotta have fitness and peace of mind. and if you get a good workout in you gotta hit the....
5. showers - always feel so fresh and so clean clean so i can spend time with....
6. framily
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I can ever leave the country again. Donald Trump is embarrassing me.

Why we aren't more intimate as a why don't we kiss/hug each other like the Latino culture when we greet each other. As far as I'm concerned that's the proper way to receive anyone. The power of touch is amazing.

Thought this was interesting:
The biggest deal breaker in a profile for me is
someone who feels the need to talk about their
unfortunate dating events (i.e., they have been
cheated on, that men are just on here for sex,
they don't feel they'll ever find their match, etc.)
The negative vibe just isn't attractive, I would
not like to speak with you. Keep those things to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stealing some cars, getting busted on a few counts of racketeering, and then making some blueberry muffins. Soooo basically basic.

In reality I'm either reading until 2 am, in bed watching Dateline, or at my grandma's house playing cards for money and drinking some Jack and Cokes. I call her my Gambella cause we like to frequent the casino sometimes. I hope you got my user name
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a cuddle monster. Rawrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can share a sleeping bag with me and only survive on crackers and root beer, you have top notch pillow fighting skills, you know how to/can change a tire (that way I know your dad taught you well), and you promise to keep me engaged in conversation and constantly laughing. Also, you read the article above :)

P.s. if you decided to be lazy and use the quickmatch feature and not send a message then we will forever be 2 strangers passing in cyber space! While I appreciate complements about my profile, give me something substantial to work (your name would be nice too)! I want to know you have great communication skills so ask some questions other than how my day is!