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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:33pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm Josh, and I'm going to try to sell myself to you.

Friends and colleagues alike tell me I'm not a very nice person. That hurts. Personally, I think I'm alright most of the time. Past the insults and general horribleness, anyway.

I'm not that bad, really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've moped around working in shops in a train station for the past 5 years now. I also attempt to be a bartender on the weekends. Aside from that my life is spent on Netflix and YouTube. That pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can ring an item through a till for you with at least a certain degree of accuracy, if that's what you're into. I almost definitely don't know what cocktail you're asking me for though.

Falling asleep pretty quickly is also a specialty of mine. Which is kind of more a hindrance than a skill, really. Well, depending on the situation, anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was known as "Josh with the glasses" by someone I used to work with before they really knew me. "Cool" and "Mysterious" I think were her words, but they might just be mine. Apparently I was a disappointment when they actually got to know me though, so that's nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section consists of about the only things I get enthusiastic about.

My Netflix queue is probably like 100 movies and TV shows deep by now. It's kind of overwhelming.

I like movies. I go to the cinema at least once a week usually, yet I've never bothered signing up for that Unlimited thing. I've also kept a log of practically every movie I've ever watched, for no real reason. Favourites include Vanilla Sky, The Fountain, The Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Her and Ghost World.

TV shows are more of a flavour of the week thing with me, because I get through them so fast. I love me some shows that are probably aimed for teenage girls. I also watch anime, and I have a thing for cheesy Korean dramas. If you relate to Regular Show, you'll relate to me.

I'll add video games in to here as well. Despite feeling like I don't have enough time to play them recently, because I'm so busy with doing absolutely nothing else, I'll still buy every single console released and any games that interest me in the slightest. This has left me with a lighter pocket and a lot less space in my bedroom.

When it comes to music, I tend to listen to one thing for a week or two at a time, and then alternate between them. Things listened to as of late include Sigur Rós, M83, Porter Robinson and Future Islands. Along with this, other stuff I'll always go back to are Wild Nothing, Cliff Martinez, Cocteau Twins, Placebo, Joanna Newsom, Alexisonfire and The Smiths.

I don't think my brain's creative enough to imagine the worlds and scenarios that I'm reading in books. I can never think big enough, and I find I get far too distracted by things around me to keep my attention on the words on a page. I mostly just read graphic novels and manga, probably because of this, which helps solve some of these problems. Sandman and Scott Pilgrim are at the top.

I don't eat a lot of food, mainly just Coco Pops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cereal. Milk. Earphones. The time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about the day and the date and the time of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday nights, week in, week out, so that's what I'm typically doing. It gives me a valid reason to avoid social interactions with friends though, so that's good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know what I want. In general.
You should message me if
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If you've read this far and taken my profile in at least slight jest. If you want to accompany me to the cinema. Going on my own makes me feel like a goober sometimes. If you want to help me play scary video games, because I can't do them on my own. Maybe you fancy helping me out with this.

Keep in mind that I am actually cripplingly socially inept, so me ever messaging you first might be a long shot. But if you think we might get along, give it a go, because I probably won't.