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24 Birmingham, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hello. I'm Josh, and I'm going to try to sell myself to you.

Friends and colleagues alike tell me I'm not a very nice person. That hurts. Personally, I think I'm alright most of the time. Past the insults and general horribleness, anyway. I'm not that bad, really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've moped around working in shops in a train station for the past 5 years now. Aside from that my life is spent on Netflix and YouTube. That pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can ring an item through a till for you with at least a certain degree of accuracy, if that's what you're into.

Falling asleep pretty quickly is also a specialty of mine. Which is kind of more a hindrance than a skill, really. Well, depending on the situation, anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was known as "Josh with the glasses" by someone I used to work with before they actually knew me. "Cool" and "Mysterious" I think were her words, but they could just be mine. Apparently I was a disappointment when they actually met me though, so that's nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section consists of about the only things I get enthusiastic about.

I watch depressing movies. Or happy movies. Sometimes the in between. I've kept a log of practically every movie I've ever watched, for no real reason. Favourites include Vanilla Sky, The Fountain, The Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Her and Ghost World.

TV shows are more of a flavour of the week thing with me, because I get through them so fast. It usually seems to be shows that I'm sure are aimed at teenage girls or anime though. Doctor Who and Regular Show are also up there.

I don't think my brain's creative enough to imagine the worlds and scenarios that I'm reading in books, I can never think big enough, and I find I get far too distracted by the visuals around me to keep my attention on the words on a page. I mostly just read graphic novels and manga, probably because of this, which helps solve both of those problems. Sandman and Scott Pilgrim are at the top.

There seem to be common themes in my lists there of things I watch and read.

I tend to listen to one thing for a week or two at a time and then alternate between them. Sigur Rós, M83 and Wild Nothing are my general go to music, followed by Cliff Martinez, Cocteau Twins, Placebo, Joanna Newsom, Alexisonfire and The Smiths.

I don't eat a lot of food, mainly just Coco Pops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earphones, the time, and milk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most every day I think about the day and the date and the time of things, and the what ifs and could have beens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday nights, week in, week out, so that's what I'm typically doing. It gives me a valid reason to avoid social interactions with friends though, so that's good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know what I want. In general.
You should message me if
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If you've read this far and taken my profile in at least slight jest. Honestly though, as much as I love the seclusion of my bedroom, I think I'd rather be out in the world, actually enjoying some of the other aspects of life that don't revolve around a screen. Maybe you fancy helping me out with this. Keep in mind that I am actually cripplingly socially inept, so me ever messaging you first might be a long shot, but if you think we might get along, give it a go, because I probably won't.