Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm Josh, and I'm going to try to sell myself to you.
Friends and colleagues alike tell me I'm not a very nice person.
That hurts. Personally, I think I'm alright most of the time. Past
the insults and general horribleness, anyway.
I'm not that bad, really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've moped around working in shops in a train station for the past
5 years now. I also attempt to be a bartender on the weekends.
Aside from that my life is spent on Netflix and YouTube. That
pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can ring an item through a till for you with at least a certain
degree of accuracy, if that's what you're into. I almost definitely
don't know what cocktail you're asking me for though.
Falling asleep pretty quickly is also a specialty of mine. Which is
kind of more a hindrance than a skill, really. Well, depending on
the situation, anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was known as "Josh with the glasses" by someone I used to work
with before they really knew me. "Cool" and "Mysterious" I think
were her words, but they might just be mine. Apparently I was a
disappointment when they actually got to know me though, so that's
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section consists of about the only things I get enthusiastic
My Netflix queue is probably like 100 movies and TV shows deep by
now. It's kind of overwhelming.
I like movies. I go to the cinema at least once a week usually, yet
I've never bothered signing up for that Unlimited thing. I've also
kept a log of practically every movie I've ever watched, for no
real reason. Favourites include Vanilla Sky, The Fountain, The
Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Her and
TV shows are more of a flavour of the week thing with me, because I
get through them so fast. I love me some shows that are probably
aimed for teenage girls. I also watch anime, and I have a thing for
cheesy Korean dramas. If you relate to Regular Show, you'll relate
I'll add video games in to here as well. Despite feeling like I
don't have enough time to play them recently, because I'm so busy
with doing absolutely nothing else, I'll still buy every single
console released and any games that interest me in the slightest.
This has left me with a lighter pocket and a lot less space in my
When it comes to music, I tend to listen to one thing for a week or
two at a time, and then alternate between them. Things listened to
as of late include Sigur Rós, M83, Porter Robinson and Future
Islands. Along with this, other stuff I'll always go back to are
Wild Nothing, Cliff Martinez, Cocteau Twins, Placebo, Joanna
Newsom, Alexisonfire and The Smiths.
I don't think my brain's creative enough to imagine the worlds and
scenarios that I'm reading in books. I can never think big enough,
and I find I get far too distracted by things around me to keep my
attention on the words on a page. I mostly just read graphic novels
and manga, probably because of this, which helps solve some of
these problems. Sandman and Scott Pilgrim are at the top.
I don't eat a lot of food, mainly just Coco Pops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cereal. Milk. Earphones. The time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about the day and the date and the time of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday nights, week in, week out, so that's what I'm
typically doing. It gives me a valid reason to avoid social
interactions with friends though, so that's good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know what I want. In general.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've read this far and taken my profile in at least slight
jest. If you want to accompany me to the cinema. Going on my own
makes me feel like a goober sometimes. If you want to help me play
scary video games, because I can't do them on my own. Maybe you
fancy helping me out with this.
Keep in mind that I am actually cripplingly socially inept, so me
ever messaging you first might be a long shot. But if you think we
might get along, give it a go, because I probably won't.
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