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jordanelias

27 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Norwegian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
i really wish i could speak like ghostface killah.

aside from that huge character flaw, i'm really good at being happy and optimistic.

i'm highly irreverent and highly opinionated.

racism, sexism, and so forth aren't cool. but being so anti-racist, anti-sexist, and so forth that you polarize issues and create relationships of hate in the opposite direction rather than trying to build community, empathy, and understanding isn't cool either.
What I’m doing with my life
probably hanging around a cafe working on some architecture project.

activities include listening to bullshit hipster music, downloading arthouse films that I forget to watch, playing soccer multiple times a week, and failing to read enough books in my library
I’m really good at
1) really bad jokes;
2) references to childhood nostalgia;
3) intricate or obscure wordplay;
4) having dogs come up to me;
5) napping; and
6) knowing how to construct lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm really good at smiling without meaning to. happiness makes it easy, you know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Architects/firms: Apollo Architects, Sou Fujimoto, Kengo Kuma, SANAA, Carlo Scarpa, X-TEN, Peter Zumthor

Artists: Franz Kline, Robert Motherwell, Barnett Newman, Gerhard Richter, Kazuo Shiraga, Cy Twombly

Books: the publishing houses Hatje Cantz, Phaidon and Taschen for art/architecture books

Movies: Brazil, Harakiri by Kobayashi Masaki, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Tree of Life

Music: hipster bullshit

Philosophers: Walter Benjamin, Jacques Derrida, Ernesto Laclau, Martin Heidegger

Shows: Adventure Time, Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
soccer.
silence.
aesthetics/politics.
learning.
chance.
awful jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my own cognitive habits, neuroscience, playing soccer, wordplay, speech patterns, coaching soccer, ethics (!!), architecture, craftsmanship, whether I need to stretch, and politics
On a typical Friday night I am
probably doing something really cool

this means that i'm wandering downtown with friends at 400 AM or i've shut myself in to read/paint
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
in grade eight, my math teacher asked me why I hadn't done my homework. I responded by getting upset, throwing my desk over and leaving the class.
#doingpubertyright #whereistheoxfordcomma
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're open to chance