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jordumbz

20 F Placentia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Jordan, a real life Orange County princess.
I love dancing, roller skating [badly], internetting, reading, singing, and arting. Oh yeah and I'm a contortionist.

*NOTE: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT I AM QUITE ENAMORED WITH, SO IF ALL YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS ROMANTICAL OR SEXUAL KEEP MOVIN' BUDDY BOY* /psa

http://vanillawaifer.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently gogo dance with Swoon Entertainment to save up for circus school and build my performing arts resume! ^___^
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being better than everyone else
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How short I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Trainspotting, The Secret Garden, Necronomicon [H.P. Lovecraft], Einstein's Dreams, Harry Potter [of course], The Giver, The Missing Piece, Perk of Being a Wallflower, The Belljar, Siddhartha: New Directions, The Witches, The BFG, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Firebrand, Wicked, and Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister.

Movies: Trainspotting, Tidelands, Shaun of the Dead, Big Fish, Clerks, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Adventures of Power, Slither, Serenity, Star Wars [all], Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything is Illuminated, Fried Green Tomatoes, Moonrise Kingdom, Milo & Otis, Deathproof, Beetlejuice, Resevoir Dogs, Battle Royale.

Shows: Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Beavis and Butthead, Yo Gabba Gabba, The Upside Down Show, Through The Wormhole, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Glee, It's Always Sunny, Supernatural, O'grady, Trailer Park Boys, Firefly Oreimo, High School of the Dead, Soul Eater, Chobits, Fruits Basket, Ultra Maniac.

Music: The Aquabats, Rob Zombie, Las Feas, Moon Bandits, Not A Chance, Garbage, Pool Honeys, Fool's Gold, Harry and the Potters, AVPM, Watsky, Aphex Twin, Sub Focus, Flight of the Conchords, Feed Me, A Perfect Circle, Die Antwoord, Peaches, Wu-Tang Clan, Breakbot, Dirt Nasty, 3 Loco, The Twelves, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Led Zepplin, Das EFX, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Justice, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, The Black Keys, James Taylor.

Food: Ramune [original], Bacon, Salmon, smoked salmon on cheese and crackers with grapes and red wine, Gummi peach rings, O'boy [swedish chocolate milk mix], Ice cream, Gelato, fro-yo, yogurt, mangoes, strawberries, chocolate chip cookies, spinach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Boats
2. Hoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perception and how it effects people and why people think/feel/behave the way they do. I love researching people like Robert Maudsley.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends, really. Reading fanfic, watching movies online, out with friends at a party, Blazing with a couple close buddies, Rollerskating by myself, making music playlists, having an arts n crafts night, playing MTG with pals at Friday Night Magic, or dancing in LA for the fabulous Perish Dignam. it really all depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had a sex dream about the blue knight at Medieval Times.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to smoke me out, you like watching/listening to things I like, you find me interesting, you look like you belong in Reservoir Dogs. idk mang, you figure it out.