Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

jordumbz

20 Midland, GA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:12am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Contortionist performing artist with audacious life plans that can include you if you'd like.

I just moved here from California.

I like ice cream and coffee and caprese salads.

If you don't fuck with Death Grips I don't fuck with you.

instagram.com/snuggledaddy
http://vanillawaifer.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staring wistfully out of windows in both a metaphorical sense and literal sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making grilled cheeses, hand holding, crushing dreams, and getting stuck on listening to the same song or album for about a month straight to properly absorb and appreciate the music.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My keen sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Firebrand, Trainspotting, The Secret Garden, Necronomicon [H.P. Lovecraft's collected tales], Einstein's Dreams, The Giver, The Missing Piece, The Belljar, Siddhartha: New Directions, The Witches, The BFG, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Firebrand, Game of Thrones series.

Movies: Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, Tidelands, Shaun of the Dead, Big Fish, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Adventures of Power, Slither, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fried Green Tomatoes, Moonrise Kingdom, Milo & Otis, Deathproof, Beetlejuice, Resevoir Dogs, Battle Royale.

Shows: Through The Wormhole, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny, Supernatural, O'grady, Trailer Park Boys, Firefly, Oreimo, High School of the Dead, Soul Eater, Chobits, Daria, Adventure Time, Once Upon a Time.

Music: Death Grips, The Front Bottoms Bjork, Run the Jewels, The Growlers, AJJ, Yung Lean, Princess Nokia, Sandy Bull, Etta James, Peggy Lee, Sir Sly, Elliot Smith, Nico, Las Feas, Moon Bandits, Not A Chance, Garbage, Pool Honeys, Fool's Gold, Harry and the Potters, AVPM, Aphex Twin, Sub Focus, Feed Me, A Perfect Circle, Peaches, Wu-Tang Clan, Breakbot, Dirt Nasty, 3 Loco, The Twelves, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Led Zepplin, Das EFX, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Justice, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, The Black Keys, James Taylor.

Food: Ramune [original], Smoked salmon on cheese and crackers with grapes and red wine, Gummi peach rings, O'boy [swedish chocolate milk mix], Ice cream, Gelato, fro-yo, yogurt, Brie, strawberries, chocolate chip cookies, spinach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honey
Honeys
Homies
Hodor
Health
Hambo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social constructs and how strange it is to be anything at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to an open mic night with a friend.
Listening to The Smiths and slitting my own throat.
The usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sad so often.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to take me out because I just bought a bunch of really cute clothes and I need to go out and have people admire me because I am a human chained to this ego-centric, physical vessel and I crave V A L I D A T I O N