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jordumbz

20 Midland, GA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Jordan
contortionist/goddess/queen.

I play Magic the Gathering, make arts, and dance.

*I am in a relationship with a man who will always come first. I am on here for friends and intellectual conversation only. I don't plan on going out much here in Georgia to try to meet people. Don't talk to me if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic, or ableist.*

http://vanillawaifer.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Adjusting to life in the Bible Belt, getting my shit together, making art.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the best in people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How short I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Trainspotting, The Secret Garden, Necronomicon [H.P. Lovecraft], Einstein's Dreams, The Giver, The Missing Piece, The Belljar, Siddhartha: New Directions, The Witches, The BFG, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Firebrand, Game of Thrones series.

Movies: Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, Tidelands, Shaun of the Dead, Big Fish, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Adventures of Power, Slither, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything is Illuminated, Fried Green Tomatoes, Moonrise Kingdom, Milo & Otis, Deathproof, Beetlejuice, Resevoir Dogs, Battle Royale.

Shows: Through The Wormhole, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Glee, It's Always Sunny, Supernatural, O'grady, Trailer Park Boys, Firefly, Oreimo, High School of the Dead, Soul Eater, Chobits, Daria, Adventure Time, Once Upon a Time.

Music: Death Grips, The Front Bottoms Bjork, Run the Jewels, The Growlers, AJJ, Yung Lean, Princess Nokia, Sandy Bull, Etta James, Peggy Lee, Sir Sly, Elliot Smith, Nico, Las Feas, Moon Bandits, Not A Chance, Garbage, Pool Honeys, Fool's Gold, Harry and the Potters, AVPM, Aphex Twin, Sub Focus, Feed Me, A Perfect Circle, Peaches, Wu-Tang Clan, Breakbot, Dirt Nasty, 3 Loco, The Twelves, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Led Zepplin, Das EFX, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Justice, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, The Black Keys, James Taylor.

Food: Ramune [original], Smoked salmon on cheese and crackers with grapes and red wine, Gummi peach rings, O'boy [swedish chocolate milk mix], Ice cream, Gelato, fro-yo, yogurt, Brie, strawberries, chocolate chip cookies, spinach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honey
Honeys
Homies
Hodor
Health
Hambo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perception and how it effects people and why people think/feel/behave the way they do. I love researching people like Robert Maudsley.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Helping my sister make dinner, eating with the family, then putting my nieces to bed. Staying up all night reading or doing schoolwork or something equally boring. I have been here for almost 3 months and I haven't found anything to do or anyone to do things with for that matter
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't feel at home at all here
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to drink wine and make collages with me, you like watching/listening to things I like, you find me interesting, you look like you belong in Reservoir Dogs. I dunno, you figure it out.