Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Southern California.
I like ice cream and coffee and caprese salads.
If you don't fuck with Death Grips I don't fuck with you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staring wistfully out of windows in both a metaphorical sense and
I’m really good at
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Wouldn't you like to know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The only thing I place importance on is the knowledge that someday,
hopefully soon, I will be a part of the vast nothingness that is
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1000% I used to give a fuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not respond to
"hi how r u"
In fact, don't bother messaging me unless you want to take me out
and get to know me, because I would much rather get to know you in
You should message me if
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...you want to take me out because I just bought a bunch of really
cute clothes and I need to go out and have people admire me because
I am a human chained to this ego-centric, physical vessel and I
crave V A L I D A T I O N
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