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jordumbz

21 Midland, GA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 3:20pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Southern California.

I like ice cream and coffee and caprese salads.

If you don't fuck with Death Grips I don't fuck with you.

instagram.com/moneyfacedgod
http://vanillawaifer.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staring wistfully out of windows in both a metaphorical sense and literal sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making grilled cheeses, hand holding, crushing dreams, and getting stuck on listening to the same song or album for about a month straight to properly absorb and appreciate the music.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My keen sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Firebrand, Trainspotting, The Secret Garden, Necronomicon [H.P. Lovecraft's collected tales], Einstein's Dreams, The Giver, The Missing Piece, The Belljar, Siddhartha: New Directions, The Witches, The BFG, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Firebrand, Game of Thrones series.

Movies: Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, Tidelands, Shaun of the Dead, Big Fish, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Adventures of Power, Slither, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fried Green Tomatoes, Moonrise Kingdom, Milo & Otis, Deathproof, Beetlejuice, Resevoir Dogs, Battle Royale.

Shows: Through The Wormhole, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny, Supernatural, O'grady, Trailer Park Boys, Firefly, Oreimo, High School of the Dead, Soul Eater, Chobits, Daria, Adventure Time, Once Upon a Time.

Music: Death Grips, The Front Bottoms Bjork, Run the Jewels, The Growlers, AJJ, Cocorosie, Princess Nokia, Sandy Bull, Etta James, Peggy Lee, Sir Sly, Elliot Smith, Nico, Las Feas, Moon Bandits, Not A Chance, Garbage, Pool Honeys, Fool's Gold, Aphex Twin, Sub Focus, Feed Me, Hella, Peaches, Wu-Tang Clan, Breakbot, The Twelves, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Led Zepplin, Das EFX, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Justice, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, Nicole Dollanganger, Sandy Bull, Danny Brown, Captain Murphy, Vashti, James Taylor.

Food: Ramune [original], Smoked salmon on cheese and crackers with grapes and red wine, O'boy [swedish chocolate milk mix], Ice cream, Gelato, fro-yo, yogurt, Brie, strawberries, chocolate chip cookies, spinach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honey
Honeys
Homies
Hodor
Health
Hambo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1000% I used to give a fuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
uhm, practicing ukulele.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sad so often.
You should message me if
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...you want to take me out because I just bought a bunch of really cute clothes and I need to go out and have people admire me because I am a human chained to this ego-centric, physical vessel and I crave V A L I D A T I O N