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jordumbz

21 Columbus, GA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Southern California.

I like ice cream and coffee and caprese salads.

If you don't fuck with Death Grips I don't fuck with you.

instagram.com/moneyfacedgod
http://vanillawaifer.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staring wistfully out of windows in both a metaphorical sense and literal sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wouldn't you like to know
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My keen sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Find out over dinner or lunch or coffee if you're interested.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The only thing I place importance on is the knowledge that someday, hopefully soon, I will be a part of the vast nothingness that is nonexistence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1000% I used to give a fuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
uhm, practicing ukulele.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not respond to
"heyy sexy"
"hi how r u"
"hello"
or
"wow urflexible"

In fact, don't bother messaging me unless you want to take me out and get to know me, because I would much rather get to know you in person. :3
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to take me out because I just bought a bunch of really cute clothes and I need to go out and have people admire me because I am a human chained to this ego-centric, physical vessel and I crave V A L I D A T I O N