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45 • Las Vegas, NV • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 38–52
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 11:37am
- Body type
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English, Spanish (Poorly)
Evil Jungle Curry
1 lb extra-firm tofu (pre-marinated can be tasty)
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
1 tablespoon minced garlic (3 cloves)
3 tablespoons Jungle Curry Paste (recipe follows)
2 cups vegetable stock
½ pounds Chinese eggplant, chopped
½ pounds long beans, I inch pieces
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 fresh kaffir lime leaves (or 4 dried, or zest from 2 limes)
½ cup chopped basil
Heat the oil in a big pot or wok. Add garlic and stir-fry for 2 minutes, or until browned. Add curry paste and cook for 30 seconds. Add tofu and stir-fry for 2 to 3 minutes (till it starts to get a bit brown). Add the broth and bring it to a boil. Add the eggplant, beans, soy sauce, lime leaves or zest, and cook for 5 to 6 minutes, or until the vegetables are softer. If using the lime leaves, discard them. Remove from heat and stir in the basil.
***JUNGLE CURRY PASTE***
2 lg Shallots, minced
1 tb Minced garlic
1 tb Peeled, minced fresh galangal or 2 tb minced ginger
1 Inch piece fresh lemongrass, minced
8 Dried whole red chilies, with seeds, minced, or: 2 1/2 ts Crushed red-pepper flakes
2 ts Minced cilantro root
1 Fresh kaffir lime leaf, minced or 1/2 ts lime zest
1/2 ts Salt
Pound and grind everything together in a bowl, combine all the ingredients until it forms a paste. (can be made ahead of time and refrigerated/frozen)
(old version of profile)
Recently escaped circus performer (ambidextrous!) seeks carny girl who is good with a knife and stinks of motor oil. Must like curry.
My old cellmates at the penitentiary used to tell me, "Jose, you've got a mean streak on you that's gonna keep you lonely for the rest of your days... so you better just settle in to being a hermit."
My ex-wife (when I wasn't too drunk to beat her) used to tell me, "Hit me again Mickey! You're a bastard and you should make use of your talents!"
My dog (the one that could talk) used to tell me, "Y'know Phillip, I really do like the way you cook your noodles, but they could do with a bit less vinegar."
My friend the carpenter (the one who made my wooden leg) told me yesterday, "Jolene, nothing you say makes much sense, but you say it all with such conviction that I find myself willing to listen."
I am spicy, savory, and good with rice
I like music that makes me sad, or happy... or best of all both (yay for The Handsome Family and Nuetral Milk Hotel!).
I like food that is spicey, served by people who may be trying to poison me.
A little boy and girl are standing at the edge of a cliff overlooking the ocean.
They've just pushed their mother off the ledge.
The little girl turns to the little boy, her eyes full of glee, and says, "Let's go down and look at the mangled body on the rocks!'
The little boy scowls at her and says, "Don't make me laugh! I've got chapped lips!!!"
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