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joseffthered

31 M Lexington, KY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A summery? Hmmm... I don't think a person can be summarized so easily, but I'll try. I can play guitar a bit. I went to college for a few years and had a million different majors including art-teaching, psychology, and creative writing. I spend most of my time brainstorming new story ideas and then turning said ideas into sentences, paragraphs, and pages. I also play the occasional video game or two. I read when I can find the time. And I work third shift. I liken third shift to being on a different planet or dimension.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to unravel the mysteries of the Multiverse. Not much luck so far, but maybe it's better that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing people with anecdotes and metaphors that no one gets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know I've never asked. I guess, maybe the shaved head? I'm also kind of tall. I'm quiet, but I use that to make the words I do say sound more meaningful. It tends to work most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Brave New World, Animal Farm, Frankenstein, A Journey to the West, The Iliad and The Odyssey, Gulliver's Travels, A Modest Proposal, The Metamorphosis, H.P. Lovecraft stories, Robert E. Howard stories, Lord of the rings, The Hobbit, A song of ice and fire, oh... I almost forgot the book I've read more times than any other, Alice in Wonderland (I'm lumping adventures and looking glass into one here)

Movies: Blade Runner, Any Monty Python, The Big Lebowski, Serenity, 12 Monkeys, Apocalypse Now, The Mist, 1408, Walk Hard, Anchorman, Dark City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Synecdoche New York (though I never want to watch it again), Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, An American Astronaut, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Choke, The Vengeance trilogy (Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy, Sympathy for Ms. Vengeance), all the Wes Anderson movies, Memento, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Road, Fifth Element

Shows: Firefly, Peep Show, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Samurai Champloo, Sherlock, Copper, Ripper Street, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell SAC, Death Note, Paranoia Agent, Avatar the Last Airbender, Ergo Proxy, Shigurui, Archer, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Frisky Dingo, Sealab 2021, The Office, Workaholics, The League

Music: David Bowie, Blind Melon, Nirvana, Radiohead, Talking Heads, Leonard Cohen, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Eluveitie, Fiona Apple, White Stripes, Neil Young, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Mozart, Chopin, The Police, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Turisas, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Gorillaz, Type O Negative, Elysian Fields
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing (and reading)
Science (and technology)
Video Games (or any other artistic medium)
Philosophy (Why?)
Unknowable mysteries (?)
...Tacos? (no addendum needed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Character development/plot holes of stories, science, the human psyche (and the psyche of a few other mammals as well), the future, the effect paradoxes have on the space/time continuum. (Which I think may turn out to be none) and the inability to achieve pure chaos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home playing a videogame, watching a good movie (probably something with subtitles), writing, or reading a book, and probably eating gummy bears or worms or something else equally gummy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bruce Willis was a ghost the entire time
You should message me if
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You get as bored as me and want someone interesting to talk to.