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joseph0482

22 Laurel, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm a technology enthusiast that also loves the outdoors. I can kill time hiking and rock climbing or be just as content indoors watching a marathon of shitty movies on Netflix. I love food and enjoy cooking just as much as going to a new restaurant. I'm no culinary genius, but I can follow a recipe and have fun doing it.

I enjoy reading mostly within the fantasy genre, but I'm working on branching out into others as well (tell me what I should read). I love learning, and if I decide to start something then I usually end up jumping in with both feet.

I also enjoy skydiving, running, swimming, and bicycling. I like to stay in shape and would love someone to share that with or someone that will cheer me on from the sidelines.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am working full time and trying to pack as much fun around the 9-5 as possible, whether that be with skydiving or reading a book on the couch. I lucked out to find a job that I enjoy, but I don't have everything figured out. My 5 year plan involves time traveling to ask my future self. I figure it will take me a year to get my flux capacitor working and the next 4 to fix whatever time paradox related incidents I manage to create.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Most things computers
-Whistling completely off tune
-Making interesting food (sriracha-egg burger)
-Failing color dot tests
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love escaping into books and movies, but I have a serious problem remembering the plots even a day afterwards. The upside is getting to have that first experience multiple times.

Books:
Stranger in a Strange Land (Heinlein)
The Kingkiller Chronicles (Rothfuss)
God Bless You Mr. Rosewater (Vonnegut)
Ender's Game (Card)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Larsson)
Gentleman Bastards (Lynch)
Slaughterhouse-Five (Vonnegut)

TV:
Firefly / Serenity
Game of Thrones
Better Off Ted
Archer
White Collar
Bob's Burgers

Movies:
The Prestige
Everything Marvel
Dark Knight Trilogy
The Social Network
How To Train Your Dragon
21 Jump Street (and 22)

Music:
The Wombats
Coheed and Cambria
Lindsey Stirling
Circa Survive
... most everything except Country

Food:
Sushi
Thai
PB&J
Bagels
Coffee (I hear if you chew it works better)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-showers
-my computer
-books
-my bed
-peanut butter
-coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is going to happen next in my book.

What would happen if I instigate/escalate everything like Louise in Bob's Burgers -- ANARCHY!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm out with friends or at home reading, programming, or watching some show on Netflix.

Grilling out and drinking with friends is also typical on Freedom Fridays.
You should message me if
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You share my hobbies or you would like to introduce me to new ones.

You read this far. You might as well just say hi!