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josephineliseta

29 F Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Erin.
I'm this girl.

Those are the important things.

I enjoy having the skills/ability to change people's lives for the better. I like knowing people.

I like to think that I'm an optimist, but sometimes I think that I'm a pessimist with a masochistic bent. I try to make an active effort to be happy because I prefer it to the alternative. In any case, I've been told that my tendency to "look on the bright side" sometimes drives people crazy.

I also tend to be fairly (some might say excessively) analytical, for whatever that's worth.

I strongly value precision in language and thought.

I am interested in things that I don't already know/understand.

I enjoy living an intentional and examined life.

Here's the short version of what I'm looking for:
Friends. If you're looking for a smart girl FRIEND, hit me up.

The other half of that story is that I ADORE being touched, but I'm super picky about who I will let touch me. If I'm picking, I'd rather have friends I can cuddle with. That said, if you don't have a solid understanding of the concept that girls are people and consent, I probably won't let you touch me, certainly not more than once.

Additionally, I feel like in any relationship, there comes a point where you have to touch someone to get to know them better; that you can't really get to know someone fully without touching them/exploring their physical aspect to some degree. I think this is *really* neat/interesting.

CAVEAT: I probably don't want to have sex with you. (And not in the "I'm probably not trying to have sex with you" way that guys put on their profile so that they're less threatening -- in that really, I don't especially want to have sex with anybody* . . . but I do love touching/being touched)

*There have been a few (to date, my lifetime cumulative total is 3) notable exceptions to this -- these three people are extremely intelligent, and exquisitely capable of social manipulations/games (distinct from relationship games, which are largely irritating) and extraordinarily driven/busy -- and I pretty strongly suspect that this is not a simple coincidence.

I like playing with power dynamics.

I don't like cheating (in relationships or otherwise) so I've mostly stopped making agreements that make it possible for me to cheat if I were so inclined.

I find religion categorically fascinating. Fascinating, but not for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm having lots of fun. I work a lot, I play a lot, I do what I want.

Jobs:
*I'm a nurse, I work in Home Care, which is great because it's flexible and ALWAYS different.
*I also stab people, for fun and profit (Sept-Nov, most years)

Being in people's houses and their workplaces is SUPER interesting, it's fascinating to see what the other 99% do and how they live (Which is to say that approximately 1% of the population is nurses. I'm not that rich ;) )

As for the rest of my life. I adore meeting people, and knowing people, and learning about people. If it were up to me, I'd probably hang out with people all day long. Suffice it to say that I'm somewhat of an extrovert. I think I score in the range of 95% extroverted on Meyers-Briggs scales.

I'm working on re-taking the MCAT and getting into an osteopathic medical school. I think.

Learning to run. Developing core strength. (Both both literally and figuratively.) Aerial dance - for core strength. (I'm not nearly good enough for you to come see though, I just want you to know that)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Predicting what people will do (Once I know them a little. . .it's fairly un-clever to use this as a conversation starter, because I've never met you. . .unless I have, and then why do you need a conversation starter?)

Customer Service

Learning new things - quickly

Equivocating/qualifying statements

Asking weirdly specific questions

Listening to other people

Talking about myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm silent, or my smile.

My friend recently told me that I put people on "tilt."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kushiel's Dart, et al., The Gargoyle, Enchantment, Mindless Eating, Cocaine: An Unauthorized Autobiography, Atlas Shrugged, Anthem, The Splendid Solution, The Emperor of Scent, Cautionary Tales for Children, The Sneeches and Other Stories (I'm not so much a fan of The Sneeches, but I enjoy all of the other stories quite a lot.)

Movies: Lucky Number Slevin, Save the Last Dance, Mr. & Mrs.
Smith, Italian Job, Martian Child, Race to Witch Mountain, Taken, Easy A, Brick.

Shows: I don't actually own a TV with service - the one we have is connected to computers for movies and gaming. That said, I only watch television shows once the season is over: House, True Blood, Pushing Daisies, Firefly, Castle, Penn & Teller.

Music: A friend once said to me, in all seriousness, "it's not that
you have bad taste in music, it's that you have no taste in music." That pretty well covers it. I have very specific taste in music, which is difficult to describe, but which once you know, you know. It spans pretty much all genres and other categories (As a note: I'm incredibly skilled at picking what nearly everyone describes as the worst of the music they listen to.).

Food: I tend to like ethnic foods. Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese,
Ethiopian, Mexican, Indonesian (but you can't really get Indonesian food here), Greek. I also like french fries. But not a lot. I just like them some. And milkshakes. I like those a lot. I might consider being a vegan just to see if I could do it (not on any moral/philosophical platform)... but I already know I couldn't, because how could I live without cheese? I don't like bananas or avocados.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have contemplated with some regularity that I could just walk away from the VAST majority of my worldly possessions and never miss anything. I like that. It contrasts strikingly with the materialistic impulse that it seems like most of the people I know have.

On the other hand, I adore popsicles.

P.S. I hate this question. And I hate people who think there's a *right* way to answer this question. I cheerfully defy them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Monogamy/kink/social constructions surrounding sexuality

People and why they believe in gods.

How to improve my life.

Other people's life experiences - how they're different from mine.

How many academic degrees I could reasonably attain while continuing to work full time. . .and how many I want.

Where I'm going. What I want to be doing. How to get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating dinner? Fridays are very much like non-Fridays, in my world. I like most days. Mondays may be my favorite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This used to say that I was terrified of alcohol. I'm not *actually* terrified of alcohol anymore. (Though, for what it's worth, it makes me viscerally uncomfortable to be around alcohol and/or (most) people when they are drinking alcohol.)

I've had sex with almost all of the people I consider to be my best friends. Most of these people are still just friends.
You should message me if
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You disagree with a particular part of my profile. (i.e., you want to debate politely and without ad hominem attacks.)

You think I'm interesting (and can articulate why).

You like puns.

You want to hang out.

You think that you are particularly precise in speech/thought and value that quality in others.

You're excessively awesome. (Or excessively intelligent, or excessively creative.)