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josephlaw

23 / M / straight / Single

Seabrook, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am tall, nerdy, and beardy.

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My Self-Summary

I'm Joseph. I'm tall. I had a magnificent beard that you wouldn't have been able to keep your hands off of. Now it's just a magnificent goatee that you won't be able to keep your hands off. Work sucks. I believe in God. I smoke pot. I like pretty pictures and songs. I prefer things that smell nice over things that don't. My favorite color is 'SHINY'.

AIM = hellwaschrome

What I’m doing with my life

Working. Thinking. Praying. Reading. Partying. If you're into doing any given four of the preceding, we should probably hang out.

I’m really good at

Sounding like I know what I'm talking about. Being disconcertingly charming. Listening. Remembering.

The first things people usually notice about me

My height. My luxurious face sweater. The fact that I have the voice of a game show host.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Catch-22, The Swiss Family Robinson, House of Leaves, Fool On The Hill, The Hyperion Cantos, Ask The Dust, Till We Have Faces, The Devil In The White City, The Elegant Universe, God's Debris, The Illumanatus! Trilogy, T.S. Eliot, Robert Browning, Walt Whitman, William Blake, E.E. Cummings. For starters.

Dr. Strangelove, Vertigo, It's A Wonderful Life, Little Shop of Horrors, Army of Darkness, Heat, Blade Runner, Waiting For Guffman, Noises Off!, No Country For Old Men. Many, many more.

There used to be a list of bands on here that I liked but the list is growing and changing so fast that it seemed a little bit futile to try and maintain it. I like all sorts of stuff, from classical to hy-phy, indie-pop to drone-metal. Right now I'm particularly obsessed with cLOUDDEAD and Why?

The six things I could never do without

Other than the obvious essentials, I don't know. I'd like to feel like I had more things in my life that I couldn't do without.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

God. Culture. Sex. Drugs.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. Sometimes out bullshitting with my friends. Sometimes watching movies all night alone.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a Something Awful goon. I'm not celibate, but I definitely lean towards abstinence.

You should message me if

Just message me, dammit.

Or, even better, get me on AIM at hellwaschrome. I prefer the immediate gratification.

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