Professional jaywalker and member of Procrastinators Anonymous.
I´m sworn to secrecy about my job. (Hint: James Bond´s is boring compared to mine!) I can´t get enough fun grading papers, I mean, redacting documents!

I´m looking for a guy who can beat me to three pints of rum and raisin ice cream in less than 30 minutes. Arteries clogged, we won´t be growing old together, but we will live our lives to the fullest (including some running and tango –not to compensate for the ice cream, of course, just for the fun of it!)

Bonus points if you can cook...anything, really - there won´t be a keenest admirer of your cooking skills (good or not so good ;) than me.

(Obviously, josh is not my name; it´s an acronym.)

Shouldn´t there be a question mark and an exclamation point after the statement above?!

Smiling, flirting, caring, sharing, walking, dancing...
Messing up phrasal verbs.

I sparkle. (Are you combustible?)

How the Mind Works, anything by Oliver Sacks,
Don Quixote, Pride and Prejudice, Love in the Time of Cholera, Once Upon a Time Love but I Had to Kill it (dirty over magical realism always -not to be confused with fantasy: I love
Borges´ fiction and essays, though not his poems.)
The 400 Blows, Dr. Strangelove, Son of the Bride, Children of Heaven, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Twilight Samurai, almost any period movie.
Breaking Bad, The Wire, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Colbert Report.
WNYC, NPR, BBC.
Music: Hindi Zahra, Depeche Mode, REM, Coldplay, The Cure, Queen, Caetano Veloso, Cesaria Evora, Bossa Nova, Amy Winehouse, Agustín Barrios-Mangoré, Antonio Lauro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgJ0y8EL4Ag

Love, my brain, exercise, and WNYC
Quarks, leptons and traveling (time traveling included)
360 degrees of separation when I need a friend (and when they need me)
City life, sidewalks, subways...
Kindness and measured/well placed honesty (kindness and plain honesty can be contradictory)
High and lowbrow culture.

Implicatures (performative contradiction: I 'd much rather getting innuendoes wrong than platitudes right !)

Microwaving a haiku.

If you are not scared of emoticons.

If you are skeptical of these profiles and prefer to meet in person – a couple of messages here should give us an idea if there is some initial chemistry. Chatting in 3D over coffee or a drink is always a better, more reliable (hmm - less unreliable?), and usually more fun way to see if we really click. Then, e-ink can play a more meaningful role.

If you hate cliches.
If you can stop and smell the roses ;-)

If you can talk about Schrodinger´s cat but would love philosophizing about Iron Man´s underwear (and if you got the latter without googling it, you should seriously contact me.)

If you are witty and would love to meet somebody who will SERIOUSLY laugh at you :) ...with you (I told you, phrasal verbs!)

If...(fill in the blanks...)