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josh9900now

29 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm kinda a big deal in the small sense. I'm a nerd at heart and I guess in real life ... does that make any sense? Well, at least I'm just not ashamed to admit it. I'm completely honest (some can't handle that), I have the full spectrum of humor( sarcasm, goofy, self- deprecating, ironic puns, and heart with that combined I make CAPTAIN PLANET. Sorry, my Jewish side goes for bad jokes too. See, full spectrum.) I love sports too much. I love meeting new, interesting, and unique individuals. So if your one, feel free to skip the rest of the profile, message me anything random at all, and we will start bantering back and forth. If you need to, continue reading, become incredibly bored and think I'm weird and not giving me a chance. It's all your choice, lol. As you can see I'm just trying to see who is will / wanting to get to know me,honestly. So really, get to know me, I'm told I'm interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Life ... Living it , working with it , and funny enough figuring out things about myself I never knew before. Life, it makes you think , 90% of the time ( be afraid of the 10%, be VERY afraid )
I’m really good at
Making a fool out of myself ... that includes clumsy-ness, stupid-ness, and putting my foot in my mouth ...- ness.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmmmm you know what ... CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE, what does she win, BOB !!! (as you can see, I have no clue) .... possibly my can do attitude ? My ability to "read"people well? The way I keep putting question marks at the end of each sentence in this box ?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Always had a thing for Greek mythology ( name it, I've read it). Recently, finished " Choke", " American Psycho", and almost done with "World War Z". If anyone has any great books to read, please tell me, I'm willing to give anything a shot.

Movies - Dark Knight , Forgetting Sarah Marshall , Black Swan , Gangs of New York , Old Boy , A man from nowhere , Akira , No country for old men , Anchorman.

Shows - Adventure time , Regular Show , Its always sunny in Philadelphia, Daily show , Louie , The League , Dexter, Ghost Hunters, Full metal Alchemist , Southland, Burn Notice , Leverage, NCIS, crime solving shows, documentary me any day, anything animated.

Music - hmmmmm anything but most techno and country.

Food - ehhh not really picky about anything as long as it doesnt somehow burn my mouth too badly
The six things I could never do without
No particular order

Family , friends , my senses ( yes, all 5 of them count as one ) , sleep , my sense of humor, ninjas ( am I right ? Come on there ninjas)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future and recent future , like did I just lock my car ... I mean , im sure I did ... I usually do when I get out , I just don't remember ... UGH , do I hit it again ? ... that lady walking her dog is still there looking at my while I think this , ill look like a fool doing this cause she's walking ... and I've already walked like half a block , will the sensor even reach ....* Reaches arm high in the air thinking that helps* BEEP BEEP
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing anything that isn't typical because that's what this question would like me to be doing. Take that horrible question that has people judge me based on my Friday night plans ! My Saturdays are better and my Sundays are super underrated !
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have already had 3 brushes with death. I must of been a cat in a past life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1) You've made it this far ?! Well ... tell me some weird, interesting fact( I love those). Those are some of the best icebreakers.( best so far. Pandas are closest related to koalas, WHA ?! its true and I'm a dork.)
2) If somehow you like anything you read or feel like I'm missing out on the greatness that is you.
3) First rule about fight club is ... wait wait wait , sorry got carried away.