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josh9900now

30 Santa Monica, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kinda a big deal in the small sense. I'm a nerd at heart and I guess in real life ... does that make any sense? Well, at least I'm just not ashamed to admit it. I'm completely honest, I have the full spectrum of humor( sarcasm, goofy, self- deprecating, ironic puns, etc. Sorry, my Jewish side goes for bad jokes too. See, full spectrum.). So if you're someone who would like to get to know me feel free to skip the rest of the profile, message me anything random at all, and we will start bantering back and forth. If you need too, continue reading, become incredibly bored and realize I should stopped at the opening. It's all your choice, lol. As you can see I'm just trying to see who is will / wanting to get to know me,honestly. So really, get to know me, I'm interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it , working with it , and funny enough figuring out things about myself I never knew before. Life, it makes you think , 90% of the time ( be afraid of the 10%, be VERY afraid )
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a fool out of myself ... that includes clumsy-ness, stupid-ness, and putting my foot in my mouth ...- ness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You're actually a good person... WHA !?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is blank so we have something off the bat to talk about ... Oooooo I love strategy, don't you ? :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No particular order

Family , friends , my senses ( yes, all 5 of them count as one ) , sleep , my sense of humor, pirates ( am I right ? )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and recent future , like did I just lock my car ... I mean , im sure I did ... I usually do when I get out , I just don't remember ... UGH , do I hit it again ? ... that lady walking her dog is still there looking at my while I think this , ill look like a fool doing this cause she's walking ... and I've already walked like half a block , will the sensor even reach ....* Reaches arm high in the air thinking that helps* BEEP BEEP
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing anything that isn't typical because that's what this question would like me to be doing. Take that horrible question that has people judge me based on my Friday night plans ! My Saturdays are better and my Sundays are super underrated !
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have already had 3 brushes with death. I must of been a cat in a past life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You've made it this far ?! Well I'm thinking you want to get to no a great, standup, and straight forward guy. So come on, just message me and get to know me.

2) You're legit, not gonna waste my time because I'm not gonna waste yours, and you kinda know what you want would be nice. Just a little.

3) First rule about fight club is ... wait wait wait , sorry got carried away.