Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kinda a big deal in the small sense. I'm a nerd at heart and I
guess in real life ... does that make any sense? Well, at least I'm
just not ashamed to admit it. I'm completely honest, I have the
full spectrum of humor( sarcasm, goofy, self- deprecating, ironic
puns, etc. Sorry, my Jewish side goes for bad jokes too. See, full
spectrum.). So if you're someone who would like to get to know me
feel free to skip the rest of the profile, message me anything
random at all, and we will start bantering back and forth. If you
need too, continue reading, become incredibly bored and realize I
should stopped at the opening. It's all your choice, lol. As you
can see I'm just trying to see who is will / wanting to get to know
me,honestly. So really, get to know me, I'm interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a hospital, planning on going back to school
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a fool out of myself ... that includes clumsy-ness,
stupid-ness, and putting my foot in my mouth ...- ness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You're actually a good person... WHA !?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is blank so we have something off the bat to talk about ...
Oooooo I love strategy, don't you ?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No particular order
Family , friends , my senses ( yes, all 5 of them count as one ) ,
sleep , my sense of humor, pirates ( am I right ? )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people take selfies when they have a friend to take a picture
for them. What makes people so self and self-centered. My future
and recent future. Example like did I just lock my car ... I mean ,
im sure I did ... I usually do when I get out , I just don't
remember ... UGH , do I hit it again ? ... that lady walking her
dog is still there looking at my while I think this , ill look like
a fool doing this cause she's walking ... and I've already walked
like half a block , will the sensor even reach ....* Reaches arm
high in the air thinking that helps* BEEP BEEP
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Random... Out, home at my place, maybe the gym for too long, maybe
hanging at someone's else's place or back alley fighting a cat.
Actually, all those things in one night sounds right lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have already had 3 brushes with death. I must of been a cat in a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You've made it this far ?! Well I'm thinking you want to get to
no a great, standup, and straight forward guy. So come on, just
message me and get to know me.
2) You're legit, not gonna waste my time because I'm not gonna
waste yours, and you kinda know what you want would be nice. Just a
3) First rule about fight club is ... wait wait wait , sorry got
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