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josh_in_astoria

31 M Miami, FL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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on two separate occasions this site suggested me as a match for myself. so i finally figured i'd give myself a shot. things didn't work out, so i broke up with me. it wasn't pretty. but now i'm back, giving this crazy site another go.

just moved to miami after about 7 years living in nyc where i worked as an editor and social media strategist for a travel magazine. after a brief stint in the freelance writing world—which i will continue to do on part-time basis—i'm making the switch to public relations.

i'd love to meet someone who wants to go grab a cup of coffee, sit out in the park, wander around aimlessly...something that involves conversation and getting to know one another. no sparks? let's be friends. date #2? even better.

i won't lie: i tend to be a little on the shy side at first, but that usually melts away pretty quickly, especially with someone i feel a connection with, romantic or otherwise. and then you can't shut me up, for better or for worse.

i color coordinate my shirts and alphabetize my dvds because i'm awesome and it's a completely normal thing to do.

i'm random & sarcastic and make appropriate jokes at inappropriate times, and inappropriate jokes at appropriate times. i'm kind of a dork and i appreciate other dorks. (anyone up for a bsg or doctor who marathong? mst3k?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
after 7 years in nyc working as a travel magazine editor, followed by 6 months as a freelance tech writer from my home turf in nh, i'm now giving the p.r. world a go in miami.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- being inappropriate
- making people laugh
- listening/giving advice
- speaking with a minnesotan accent (this is a skill that is under-appreciated but has proven to be pivotal in getting me to where i am in life*)
- i also really enjoy purposely misspelling like-sounding words. (czech instead of check; thyme instead of time; suite instead of sweet...you get the idea.) yup. i do that. hi.

* no it hasn't been
The first things people usually notice about me
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my slightly crooked smile & super snappy outfits
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: the dune series, jane eyre, great expectations, dracula, grapes of wrath, to kill a mockingbird, wicked, prayers for bobby, possible side effects, the great gatsby, a child called it, the jungle, oliver twist, my horizontal life, bossypants, hunger games

music: i'm sorta all over the place here, but have a special place in my heart for shitty pop music. leave me alone.

tv: battlestar galactica, dr. who (bbc), lost, buffy, angel, true blood, gossip girl, falling skies, queer as folk, i love lucy, the simpsons, real housewives of any city (except d.c. & miami), will & grace, desperate housewives, smallville, weeds, how i met your mother, the big bang theory, top chef, chopped, project runway, family guy, futurama, dirt.

movies: clueless, mean girls, citizen kane, run lola run, monster, cloverfield, a dirty shame, brokedown palace, go, memento, shattered glass, girl interrupted, america's sweethearts, party girl, beaches, dune, battle royale, devil wears prada

food: i'm pretty adventurous with food, and will try just about anything once. (to date, duck tongue is probably one of the strangest so far.) day to day, i'm especially fond of mexican, thai, and italian. would love to meet someone to introduce me to things i've never tried before.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. friends & family
2. my phone
3. netflix instant
4. ties. both of the regular & the bow persuasion.
5. a fan. it's hard for me to fall asleep otherwise.
6. my cat. leave me alone. i'm not a recluse. (or a lesbian.) he's just cute and we spoon at night. go away. (come back!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how cool it would be to have superpowers. lots of them. god-like superpowers. i don't like to limit myself and if you think that's a bad thing, i shall smite you.*

*smiting will occur upon acquisition of said god-like superpowers. please be patient.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends. while i do love a good night out on the town, i can also be a bit of a homebody, and i'm okay with that. though i admit: it'd be nice to have someone to be a homebody with. my ideal night "out" is actually a night in, watching a good (or awesomely bad) movie and cooking/eating a good dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" drive me crazy. this also applies to: there, they're, & their; and to, too, & two. i will point it out if you misuse any of them, and you will probably get annoyed, but i will continue to do so. sorryboutit.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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- you read my profile and laughed. or smiled. or thought about laughing but couldn't because you were in public and you didn't want people to think you were crazy and/or drunk.
- you've got a good head on your shoulders & you're smart. (but not too smart; i don't want you to make me look stupid.) also, if you know how to just let loose (take your top off and shake your twins!), that sure would be swell.