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33 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Tall, genuine, sometimes shy guy looking for new friends to meet. Seeing someone but definitely always down for meeting new friends!
What I’m doing with my life
I make and eat things with carbs for a living. Currently a pastry chef and small business owner. Complete career changer here. Followed the path someone else laid for me; was miserable and decided to follow my dreams. It's been tough, but I'm finding that happiness means more to me than material things. But don't worry, flash something shiny and jewel-incrusted in my face and I'll sell my sister's kidney to get it.
I’m really good at
Laughing at inappropriate times, telling insensitive/inappropriate jokes. listening, eating, baking. Screwing up the punchlines of insensitive/inappropriate jokes. Being messy. Being obsessively neat. Singing loudly with my headphones on. Walking quickly. Reaching things on high shelves. Memorizing entire scripts of television shows. Playing the piano. Pretending to play piano. Artistic endeavors, things that allow me to express myself creatively. I love music, both playing and listening to. I'm also a geek when it comes to computers/electronics, and appreciate that quality in others.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and/or feet. Both are above average. I've been told I have a nice smile as well. Maybe my eyes? They're hazel & change to a freaky blue-green color sometimes. Also, that I look like a different person in every picture and look different in person. So, there ya go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Stephen King, Michael Pollan, Lemony Snicket, J.K. Rowling, Neil Gaiman, Joan Didion

Music: A short list (no particular order)- Tori Amos, Kylie Minogue, Ani Difranco, Belle & Sebastian, Sia, Goldfrapp, Basement Jaxx, Andrew Bird, Peaches, Vampire Weekend, Zero 7, Nicki Minaj, Dragonette, Dolly Parton, Imogen Heap, Rufus & Martha Wainwright, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Liz Phair (pre-sellout days), Freezepop, among many many others!

Food: uh oh, this is not easy-- let's just say the only thing I'm not crazy about is organ meats; everything else, bring it on! If it is covered, wrapped, stuffed, or on a bed of bacon, I will marry it, or at least have a dirty, illicit affair with it. Definite soft spot for chocolate. And by soft, I mean rock hard.
The six things I could never do without
My Holy Food Trinity (bacon, chocolate, mayo)
Kinky sex
Good music/my hearing
My glasses/contacts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I go so far as to think that you own the universe.
I will bring you happy flowers from the mountains, bluebells,
dark hazels, and rustic baskets of kisses.
I want
to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Mayonnaise. Kylie. Cakes. Why I'm so bored but so tired.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows. I love being with friends, either at a restaurant, bar, or just at home watching a movie and talking. To others, not myself. Not into the club scene, but do love getting out and sweaty and dancing my ass off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm allergic to tilapia, it makes the glands around my eyes swell up like one of those creepy cat people from the movie "Sleepwalkers". It's horrible. The movie, not my face. Oh, and I'll put mayonnaise on EVERYTHING and love it. Seriously, try me.

I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are comfortable with being yourself and have ambition in life. I'm very attracted to guys who know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it! If you're healthy & take care of yourself but not obsessed with how often you go to the gym or how much you can bench press. If you have a mouth like a sailor, a sense of humor like Jerri Blank, and a heart like Mother Teresa, we'll get along juuuuuuust fine.