you're kind of a superhero, or want to be, you think I'm good
looking and that we might have something to talk about.
bonus if words like "hetero-normative", "sex-positive" and "slut
shaming" are part of your vocabulary. Mostly because they are
relatively new additions to mine, and I'm always interested to talk
about such things.
You should NOT message me if you take yourself too seriously or
think you are too cool to dance to good live music. I have no
problem being the one maniac in a sea of restlessly nodding heads.
(Terrified is ok, but too cool? C'moooon.)
Also, if you're uptight about sex, we probably won't get along.
Sometimes I wish I was gay just so I could try to marry Dan
And finally, I feel like I should be upfront about what I'm looking
for. I'm single, and I like being single. I also don't think that
means that my life has to be devoid of love and affection. I
realize that the mere mention of this may scare you off, but
honesty is just easier, and I'm pretty happy with my life, so if
you're scared, you should back away slowly, or quickly. I don't
really care how you back away, since you're backing away from your
computer, though it would be funny if you tripped over something
I'm not looking for an exclusive relationship, but I also don't
(generally) fuck random people, I like to know who I'm sleeping
with. I don't consider myself a hedonist, though I'm a bit of a bon
vivant for sure. So if you're looking for monogamy, I'm most likely
not it. Though there's always the possibility you'll come along and
change my mind!