you're kind of a superhero, or want to be, you think I'm good
looking and that we might have something to talk about.
You should NOT message me if you take yourself too seriously or
think you are too cool to dance to good live music. I have no
problem being the one maniac in a sea of restlessly nodding heads.
(Terrified is ok, but too cool? C'moooon.)
Also, if you're uptight about sex, we won't get along. Sometimes I
wish I was gay just so I could try to marry Dan Savage. It's
definitely a bonus if words like "hetero-normative", "sex-positive"
and "slut shaming" are part of your vocabulary. Mostly because they
are relatively new additions to mine, and I'm always interested to
talk about such things.
And finally, I'm in an open relationship. We're open/poly/something
like that and we live very independently. We both see other people,
independent of each other and we love it. Also if you're a girl
looking to meet a couple, say hi. I realize that the mention of all
this may scare a lot of you off, but honesty is just easier, and
I'm pretty happy with my life, so if you're scared, you should back
away slowly, or quickly. I don't really care how you back away,
since you're backing away from your computer, though it would be
funny if you tripped over something and fell.
I don't think I'm looking for another super-committed relationship,
but I also don't (generally) fuck random people, I like to know who
I'm sleeping with, and I think relationships solely based on sex,
while fun, have a limited shelf-life.
So if you're still reading, interested, you're kind of a superhero,
or want to be, you think I'm good looking and that we might have
something to talk about, say hello.