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joshua40000
22 / M / straight / Single
Washington, North Carolina
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Leo and it matters a lot
- Education
- —
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am kooky, spontaneous, and a night-owl.
My Self-Summary
What can I say about myself that hasn't been said about everything
else? Hmmm. People say on a somewhat frequent basis that i am
unlike anyone they have ever met. I run around like a pinball dosed
with methamphetamine. I am having a life long love affair with the
English language. I like cats and chocolate and always have music
going somewhere, whether it be in my ears or in my head or in my
bed, a tapping foot or a babbling brook, silence is not my friend.
What I’m doing with my life
I am Living.
I’m really good at
Banter. Sarcasm. Humor. Cheering people up, especially when they
don't want to be cheered up. I read like I'll never have another
book and write like every word is my last. Moments of awkwardness
are not able to assert themselves in my presence. I am good at
opening people up, making them more confident and able to let their
guard down. I can talk anyone into anything. I was always that kid
that got away with everything and it left people scratching their
heads. I can pat my head and rub my stomach :)
The first things people usually notice about me
well. Im a white guy with dreads. So of course people notice that,
and then they either ask if im holding or offer to get me high
-which is generous. But i dont partake anymore. Also I have a
decent number of tattoo and body modifications that are not very
common, especially around these parts. But these days you'd have to
get me naked to see all that cause i keep a low profile. Well.
Except my big stretched (not GAUGED!!!!!!) earlobes. I cant really
keep those a secret.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love Christopher Moore and Stephen King and Dean Koontz. I love
JD Salinger and Hunter S. Thompson. Chuck Palahniuk and George
Orwell are my dudes. Dr Seuss is the love of my life. I also like
really intense gross-out horror novels that are not published by
mass market companies.
The six things I could never do without
The things that most take up my time in this life:
Music, Sex, Food, Cigarettes. I also love my family. And I need a pet cat in there too somewhere. Dammit!
Music, Sex, Food, Cigarettes. I also love my family. And I need a pet cat in there too somewhere. Dammit!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past present and future. Time Machines. Books I want. Places I
wanna go. Places Ive been. Pictures that are my memories. Love
lost. Love gained, and to be gained. Words and pictures and
thoughts and ideas crammed into my brain like sardines in a small
can, though my brain-matter probably tastes and smells better than
sardines.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as a typical anything. I could be sitting at
home reading, or dancing on a bar, or in an orgy. I could be trying
to shoot a pickle out of someones mouth with a homemade slingshot
or building something that will go boom in the night. I could be
cartwheeling on top of a bridge between two mountains or counting
stars i can't see through the clouds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't really have any secrets. So. I would pretty much admit any
and everything here if someone asked.
You should message me if
You are an open and curious person who isn't stubborn and can see
more than one side to any and every matter. I want someone open
with their heart and soul, body and mind. Or not. I like a
challenge. I don't like bitchy girls, or gossip whores, or
pessimists with nothing nice to say. I want idealist and hopefuls
and people whose souls are alive and well, nestled firmly within
the confines of their brain-body. Cheers my darlings.
