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joshuapatric

25 M Emeryville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I deleted what was previously written in here because it sounded dumb.

Really, if you want to know about me just ask. I will most likely answer you back. And for now here's some rambling a making me sound foolish...

I'm a pretty nice person, but I'm not afraid to tell it like it is. I enjoy most meals that consists of either beef or chicken. I also drink a lot of dr pepper. I do not like hippies, I find them offensive to all the senses. I'm a wise guy and make a lot of jokes(but that hippy thing was serious).

Also, at the end of May I am moving to Rhode Island to be back around my family. So I'm not really looking for anything serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full time, part time painting.
I’m really good at
Finding my way around
Making you laugh
Making a fool out of myself
Backrubs and massages
Not sleeping when I should
Cooking steak and burgers
The first things people usually notice about me
My heavy boston accent or cheek bones?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies- Life Aquatic, GoodWill Hunting, Step Brothers, Beverly Hills Cop( all 3), pretty much any old Eddie Murphy movie. I like a wide selection of movies so it's tough to really narrow it down.

Shows- Breaking Bad, The Office, Futurama, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Married With Children, Trailer Park Boys

Music- I listen to too much random shit. Bobby Brown, Cold World, Big L, Saves The Day, BlackListed, Title Fight, American Nightmare, Mobb Deep, Cormega, Murder City Devils. Type O Negative, Obituary

Food- a lot if junk food. Dr pepper. Burgers, steak and chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Spray paint
Headphones
My friends.
Dr pepper
Sleep
Sex ( just being honest)
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely rotting away at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll have to wait to find out
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you would like to. You don't have to type me a whole novel, just a simple "hey" is a fine start. I'm a nice guy, I'll talk to you.