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joshuapatric

26 Allston, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I grew up in south eastern MA. I lived in Oakland, CA for the last 4 1/2 years. Now I live back in Boston. I work in an office downtown and that's where I spend the majority of my time during the week. When I'm not at work Im either at home watching Netflix, doing something music related or walking around/exploring different parts of the city with friends. I eat a lot of junk food, I'm really trying to slow down on that though. I'm not too great at writing about myself, so that's all I've got for now.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working 46+ hours a week, making music, painting, spending time with friends and family.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding my way around, Cutting my own hair, Making you laugh, Backrubs and massages, Cunnilingus, Cooking steak and burgers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My heavy boston accent or cheek bones?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies- Life Aquatic, GoodWill Hunting, Step Brothers, Amelie, Beverly Hills Cop( all 3), pretty much any old Eddie Murphy movie.

Most any documentary

Shows- Law and Order SVU, It's always Sunny, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, The Office, Futurama, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Married With Children, Trailer Park Boys

Music- I listen to a wide variety of music. Usually a lot of hip hop, funk, soul or hardcore. Current artists in heavy rotation: Erik B and Rakim, Wu Tang, Curtis Mayfield, American Nightmare, Dianna Ross, DJ Qbert, Prince, Rick James, Gang Starr, Big L, James Brown, Saves The Day, Title Fight.

I'm not much of a book person.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Headphones
Dr Pepper
Netflix
Meat
Paint
Candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things. Often perverted thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working till 9 then most likely hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to wait to find out. For now all you get is that I hate swimming and I have a perverted mind.
You should message me if
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If you want to go to museums. If you're looking for something long term/ serious. I don't drink, so if you're the kind of person that can't wrap their head around that you're better off not messaging me.