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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 2, 2013
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think my humor is one of my greater qualities, though, it tends to be misunderstood quite a bit. I am told that I will probably get knifed by someone sometime in the near future. However, I have over 20 years of experience speaking coherently so I think the chances of that happening are leaning more in my favor.

OH! I hate getting my photo taken. This is important to note... I spend about 10 minutes every day making sure I untag myself from almost every photo I find on Facebook.

I moved to Chicago early March of this year. It began my transition into a artistically friendly city without the pressure of having to already be prestigious. (New York...) I'm really looking forward to taking some liberties with my work and just have a general good time doing what I love.

I don't care how much you, or I make... money, cash, w/e, but i do pretty well for myself. - However, if we are romantically involved, or if it turns into simply a platonic relationship, I expect you to appreciate that I'm doing something I love as I will appreciate what you do no matter the reason.

"The most interesting thing about you is yourself." Alan Cumming (That may be a slight paraphrase but you get the general idea.)

I've tried putting some sensitive nonsense in this but couldn't stop criticizing it whenever I read it, and have since removed it. I then replaced it with sporadic thoughts that don't really make much sense when put together

I've moved around quite a bit in my life, but New York happens to be my favorite city. Chicago seems to be a mini New York. Less packed. I really like it.

I really dislike when people say how hard it is to write a self summary. I think if you take a general consensus most people would come to the same conclusion.

--- The hidden optomist inside me says, "I'm a very pleasant person."

--- Believe him at your own discretion.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an artist. This includes, but not limited to:

Three of those things I do professionally. It's part of who I am and I wouldn't give it up for anything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being myself. I don't lie to anyone except my family. That is simply because I don't put much stock in relationships that are only defined by blood. To me, it's the people who we choose share experiences with that deserve our unadulterated honesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most common ways I've heard myself described are as follows: eccentric, blonde, blunt, funny, crazy (in a good way.)

Many a times my friends have exclaimed "Josh, who are you?!" Simply because I do, and say, what I want. I do have a filter but it only is in play when there is something important at stake.

When the room is dimly lit I am often told I look like a vampire that should be on Twilight. I do not take this as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll give authors instead....
Neil Gaiman, Piers Anthony, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams (A few of my fav..)
Doctor Who, Torchwood, Monk, Supernatural, Being Human, Firefly, Life, How I Met Your Mother, House, etc...
Richard ll, Richard lll, Henry lV, Henry V, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, The Tempest, Merchant of Venice, The Bald Soprano, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, Red Light Winter, Metal Children...
Serenity, Swiss Family Robinson, X-Men First Class, Doubt, (Mind has gone blank...Will return to this when I remember.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Imagination... (Use it for the remaining five things.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I get what I want right now?
This may include cake, other baked goods, career goals accomplished, and pretty much anything that crosses my fancy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to appease my incongruous nature.

I don't know what to tell you. It's so easy to fall into a routine and I try not to. When I'm about to die, and have only five minutes to experience a flashback of all my life experiences, I'll be damned if I'm going to waste my last moments fixating on things I didn't accomplish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm willing to go on an online dating site in order to meet people.

I'm daunted by the idea of trying to materialize all of my favorite media type things and placing them in a little square box with my favorite food things, and so choose to ignore the fact that the little box asked for food things as well, making it a completely media driven 'thing'. -- I don't know if this'll make sense to anyone, but that doesn't make it any less true.

I dislike the Canadian spelling of things such as color and favorite. I refuse to show their version.
You should message me if
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The whim strikes you.
AND, you are not convinced that you're sane, because I'm not sure if I am.

P.S. I'm not looking for a one night stand. Note that nowhere on my profile does it say "into casual sex," or "looking for casual sex," or "I want to have sexual relations of the casual variety." I want to share something that has a little more substance than that.