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joshuathegnome

29 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish, Portuguese

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a nice trustworthy guy. I am very liberal. I am an athlete. I am a secular humanist. I am a hacker (if that makes you think of changing grades and robbing banks, read the Wikipedia definition of hacker, it should straighten things out). I don't see many movies. I am cheap. I am very opinionated, but I tend to keep them to myself around people I don't know well. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. I am very open with people I am close with and I believe complete honesty is the single most important component of successful relationships.

I enjoy teaching people about things I understand, learning about things of interest to me, spending time with like minded people, tinkering with computers, and playing volleyball.

I have been an avid Simpsons fan since the beginning of the show. I also love Futurama and Family Guy, and although I am happy Family Guy is back on the air, I would have much preferred that it was Futurama. Don't get me wrong, I think superficial humor is great, but nothing beats sharp satire. Lately I have also been hooked on Law and Order.

I am quick-witted, compassionate, and understanding
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a BS in Computer Science and a BA in Spanish/Portuguese. I am pursuing a career in the software industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computer stuff (hardware and operating systems, especially open source Unix based ones) and volleyball (or I used to be). I am very quick witted. I am good at working and getting along with children. I am good at listening and being helpful in difficult situations (at least I like to think I am). (I am also good at using parenthesis too often)

Although the sidebar thing up there says I am fluent in C++ thats not really true. In fact I have never coded in C++, but I am sure I could get C++ code to compile long before I could get LISP to as that is the only other option. I am proficient in Java, C, Shell, and Ruby, and given enough time I can write PHP, Prolog, ML and Python.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A.) Just for Fun, The Amityville Horror, I mostly read magazines these days though (2600: The Hacker Quarterly, Free Inquiry, Linux Journal, and Maximum PC)

B.) Antitrust and Matrix

C.) Sage Francis, MC Frontalot, MC Hawking, Rap and other Nerdcore Hip Hop, techno, and some alternative and pop.

D.) Chips and mild salsa (I'm a wuss), and pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family 2. Friends 3. Love 4. A safe and secure place to call home 5. The ability to learn 6. A comfy bed --

I enjoy such luxuries as my computers and speedy internet to name a few, but I could live without them. I just really don't want to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, Linux, Open source software, computers, Camp Wildcat
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, camping, at a LAN party, at a 2600 meeting, or in front of a monitor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My parents are the only people who have ever cut my hair.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are open minded. You are liberal. You appreciate art and logic at the same time. You want to know more about me.