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jot4280

24 M Patterson, LA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Joey.

I work at a sex shop, and do comedy on the weekends. I'm a big nerd. I used to play magic a lot, and I enjoy tabletop games.

I was in a relationship a little while back and I let this profile get very out of date, so I'm gonna work on it.

I value and admire honesty in people. Really, personality is all I care about. If we have chemistry, that's basically all I'm looking for. Your physical appearance really doesn't affect how I feel about you.

I like people who have decent conversational skills.

I'm a pansexual weirdo.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working at a sex shop. I've dropped out of college, and I don't know if I'm going to go back. I'm writing jokes and saying them.
I’m really good at
Foot massages. Comedy, I hope.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a great big fat person. This is probably noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This section is where I keep my lists of things. They aren't all up to date, but they're basically all still true.

Movies:
Waaaay too many movies to list. I am mildly obsessed with movies and try my best to watch good ones. My icheckmovies profile: http://www.icheckmovies.com/profiles/screent/

Anyway, I'll list some directors I like in no particular order: Lars von Trier, Ang Lee, Mel Brooks, Kevin Smith, PT Anderson, Wes Anderson, Darren Aronofsky, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrik, Clint Eastwood, Coen bros, Roman Polanski, Mike Leigh, Jean-Peirre Jeunet, Richard Linklater, Terry Gilliam, Spike Jonze, David Fincher, Sofia Coppola, and Gregg Araki.

Books:
A Song of Ice and Fire series, Dune series, Hitchhiker's Guide series, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Confederacy of Dunces, a bunch of other classics and no-brainers. I tend to like books that are really well established. I'm not really an adventurous reader.

Music:
'Nother big stupid list - Aesop Rock, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bell & Sebastian, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Cage the Elephant, CAKE, Catch 22, Coheed & Cambria, Das Racist, Deathcab for Cutie, Dispatch, El-P, Eminem, Franz Ferdinand, Freezepop, Gorillaz, Hopsin, Interpol, Johnny Cash, Lady Gaga, mc chris, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, NOFX, Operation Ivy, Pixies, Portishead, Rage Against the Machine, Reel Big Fish, Regina Spektor, Save Ferris, She Wants Revenge, Sublime, Tech N9ne, Tegan & Sara, The Aquabats, The Beatles, The Black Keys, The Jokerr, The Mountain Goats, The New Pornographers, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Uncluded, Tom Waits, Weird Al. That's most of my favorites.

Food:
I eat too much of it.

Television:
I don't watch any actual TV anymore, but I keep up with the shows that I like via the internets. Anyway here is stuff:
Game of Thrones, QI, Moral Orel, Louie, Spaced, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Archer, Firefly, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Being Human, House of Cards, The West Wing, Arrested Development, Newsroom, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Whitest Kids U Know.

I watch a lot of basketball. I have no justification for it; I think sports are stupid, but I watch and enjoy basketball. Go Bulls.

Stand up:
I'm pretty big on stand-up comedy. Here is a big, stupid list of comedians that I like with a general trend of starting with my favorites and going down from there: George Carlin, Louis CK, Bill Hicks, David Cross, Doug Stanhope, Dave Chappelle, Bill Bailey, Patton Oswalt, Ricky Gervais, Richard Prior, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Mike Birbiglia, John Oliver, Frankie Boyle, Janeane Garofalo, Lenny Bruce, Eugene Mirman, Billy Connolly, Lewis Black, Jimmy Carr, Dara O'Briain, and Steven Wright.

Definitely NOT anyone on the Blue Collar tour, Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, or Carlos Mencia.
The six things I could never do without
Hip Hop
Clif bars
Cigarettes
Jokes
Incomplete lists
On a typical Friday night I am
Every night I'm either working or at an open mic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have really bad anxiety, so I can't do pretty much any drugs or I'll have an awful panic attack. I'm good with alcohol, nicotine, and anxiety meds, that's about it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think I'm a pretty cool guy.