I was sitting on my couch the other day (no, no, really I was..) and my friend started saying some racist/politically incorrect jokes. We laughed and then one after another, we all started saying theese "improper" jokes. Then we said.."ah to hell with it"...they're funny. It's like the ones I used to hear about "you know you're Mexican if..." and one of the responses is "your mom thinks a chancla is a boomerang." But I remember growing up and my mom always wanting a Yumbo Yack. (Jumbo Jack..for those with no accent background. :) haha) So when I came upon these jokes..I couldn't stop laughing. Hence...me sharing. What do you think...

Mexican word of the day TISSUE
Hey vato if you don't know how to do it let me tissue!

Mexican word of the day BUTTER and LETTUCE
I want to marry my ruca butter parents wont lettuce!

Mexican word of the day INJURE
We were playing poker and my dad won me and he say injure face!

Mexican word of the day HORCHATA
You can keep talking your shit horchata fuck up!!

Mexican word of the day JEWISH
I asked my vieja for a blowjob and she said jewish!!

Mexican word of the day RECTUM
I bought my ruca 2 cars, but the pendeja rectum!!

Mexican word of the day HIGHWAY
i turned around in bed looked at my vieja and said "highway put some makeup on cabrona, you scare me!"