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31 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–72
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 25
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Before you read on, you should know that I am in a wonderful long-term open relationship with a fantastic lady (pic #2). We're not dating others on our own at the moment, but if you'd like to meet us both let me know (She has disabled her account for now, but you should know that she is goddamn lovely)

I enjoy being silly, but isn't everyone getting sick of twenty-somethings acting like tweens? I like some slightly intelligent conversation intermingled with jokes about how ridiculous it all really is.

Looking for smart, thoughtful, playful people. With an opinion and an open mind. People who know what's actually important in life, or are at least trying figure out what is. (Spoiler: It's pie.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tree climbing, chess, urban exploration, video games, rolling, Handymanly things, and grilled cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am 6'6" tall, so obviously the first thing people notice is how lovely I smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Comedies: Archer, Workaholics, Bob's Burgers, Children's Hospital, Arrested Development, Wilfred, South Park.
Other shows: QI, Planet Earth, Nova, Real Time, Colbert and An Idiot Abroad.

Movies: Comedies, indies, award winners. Writers/Directors: Wes Anderson, Ridley Scott, Tarantino, Rian Johnson, Richard Kelly

Books: I like a bit of Fantasy or Sci-fi (Robert Jordan, Tolkien, Timothy Zhan) but what I really enjoy is some interesting non-fiction from Dawkins, Hitchens, Sam Harris or Neil deGrasse Tyson. Any youtube videos of those guys are fascinating as well.

Music: A strange mix of Alternative, Rock, Electronica, Ambient and all kinds of other stuff. Random examples: Radiohead, LCD Soudsystem, Baths, The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, Queens of the Stone Age, Boards of Canada, David Bowie, MGMT, Pink Floyd, Sufjan Stevens and The Fuck Buttons

Other great things: Physics, Food, Genes, Jeans, Deus Ex, Schubert and Scherbert (only together), Trees, Flicking beans, Weird dreams, Evolution and Hobbes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Living on my own
Lovely friends
Lazy Sundays
uhh.. Lubricant?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. ...and whether that makes me wiser or just slow..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At war with the mystics
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
References are available upon request.
You should message me if
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If you'd like to make a new friend with a laid back, open minded guy and potentially have some fun, sexy times together.