Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

joycean-machine

28 M Cambridge, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm a transplant from the west coast missing my sf bay area politics. my sense of humor is so dry that i sometimes have trouble myself knowing whether i'm being serious. i am pretty easygoing in general - getting upset is unpleasant - but i care strongly about the things and people i do care about. i wrote this profile without capital letters as a conscious choice.

i don't think i really translate well on paper. if you don't either let's commiserate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i got a phone call asking me to drop everything to come out here for graduate school so hi boston. i'm in a department of architecture, but i'm not an architect; my background is in software development which i have been applying to various flavors of sustainable buildings research.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
people laugh at things i say so either i'm funny or i have terrible friends. i have been described as a "negative space person" in a completely positive way. people generally seem to consider me a good communicator. i can cook pretty well when i set my mind to it, which i usually don't, because i prefer exploring neighborhoods for restaurants. i will clown you in mario kart double dash.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how am i supposed to know this, it's not like i ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
my favorite book is "the things they carried" because it sacrifices facts in favor of truth. i just finished house of leaves, which i loved - incisive self-parody while still being earnestly entertaining is something i find admirable. i like electronic dance music, especially the kinds that aren't actually danceable (usually ambient something-or-other). daria is a great television show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this is an awful question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
embracing inevitable tensions
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
this question isn't great either
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
there are some books on my bookshelf that i only keep there to make me look smart. i have no intention of reading them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go to a small bar and drink dark beer and make fun of people and occasionally each other, in true stat and wal form.