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29 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:09am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Polish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Fun, real, too honest, too sarcastic, too perceptive, crafty and crazy in a good way.

LGBTQ friendly.

My best memories are of the amazing conversations with amazing people.

I will talk about food until you are fed up.

Don't let my optimism and positive outlook fool ya. I find dark and twisted humor to be the most amusing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Acquiring new skills. Cooking like a pro. Taking care of my body. Spending time in nature. Building things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pun-ishing people with terible puns.

Sleeping so hard that I need to take a nap.

Dropping 'that's what she said' in inappropriate moments.

Relaxing and helping others to relax.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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on headphones: I like indie and alternative rock, trip hop, beats and rustic sounds..... I like songs that are interesting and complex. I have a soft spot for pieces with elements of brass, strings, piano or ethnic instruments. People bonding over pop-crap make me feel lonely. I'm one of those who likes Björk and Tom Waits.

on a screen: Ted Talks, Planet Earth, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Harold and Kumar go to a White Castle, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Six feet under, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Dexter.

on paper: Ishmael, Slaughterhouse five, Crime and punishment, Ender's Game, Hundred years of solitude, Tipping point, Lucky Peach and a bunch of books on science behind cooking.

on canvas: Beksinski, Dali

comedy: Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr.

food: Repulsively stinky cheeses. Hole-in-a-wall ethnic restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Conversations and quiet times
Nature, camping and hikes
DIY projects
Fascinating ideas
Ladies that wear little to no make up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Music. Ink. Cuddles. Consciousness. Crafting things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have touched MC Hammer.
You should message me if
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You are an amazing conversationalist and happen to like funny Europeans with a wee bit of an accent.