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joydivision86

28 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will talk about food until you are fed up.

My taste in music will either scare you away or make us good friends that appreciate unusual sounds.

From behind the curtains of sarcasm peeks a sensual creature.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm learning how to appreciate even more. Yugen is an amazing feeling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can break apples in half with my bear hands. Eearrrrh!

My to do lists are two-dimensional. Still working on how to apply more dimensions.

I can cook amazing things completely from scratch. True story.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- Good God why did you make me an atheist?
- So you can understand the true nature of existence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
on headphones: indie rock, crazy jazz, Nick Cave, Einsturzende Neubauten, Tool, NIN, Radiohead, Joy Division. I am also one of those who like Bjork and Tom Waits.

on TV: Waking Life, The Daily Show, Pulp Fiction, Night on earth, Big Lebovski, Mulholland Drive, Mary and Max, Harold and Kumar go to a White Castle.

on paper: Ishmael, Slaughterhouse five. Tipping point.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You think that there are things you can't do without. Then somethingbody takes it away from you and you indeed do without it.

6 things I appreciate:
Redwoods. There are still few left.
Artists. Ohh, you mind opening, running your own path, insane individuals. You come far in between.
Simplicity. Why to overwork yourself!
Perfectionism. Cuz sometimes it's worth it to overwork yourself.
You. You got this far.
Me. Just because.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I make pickles, beer or chocolate beet cupcakes?
Nature and nurture. Psychology. Social micro and macro behaviors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows when thats gonna be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to brush my teeth in the shower. Phew... Private thing revealed.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You cook and want to make some bread & cheese, brew beer or distill (for educational purposes only ;) )
You are sarcastic with a dark sense of humor.
You like to plant vegetables and herbs, play music, take pictures, go hike.
You have "thinking creature" tattooed on your shoulder blade.
You want to play backgammon or 52 pickup.
You want to drink wine and talk science
You have alternative taste in music.
You are somewhat an introvert.
"You must have an earnest desire to save the world..."
But most of all you gotta be a little crazy and not taking life seriously (i don't mean insane, I mean fuck social stigma and don't judge people.).