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My self-summary
Don't let my optimism and positive outlook fool ya. I find dry, dark and twisted humor to be the most amusing.

Fun, real, too honest, too sarcastic, crafty and crazy in a good way.

LGBTQ friendly.

I will talk about food until you are fed up.


I am committed to my job yet it doesn't interfere with my personal time. I lead and mentor my team and I get to taste good foods and wines.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking at home like a pro. Taking care of my body and mind. Spending time away from concrete and beaten paths (both nature and ideology wise). Sharing food and ideas.
I’m really good at
Pun-ishing people with terible puns.

Sleeping so hard that I need to take a nap.

Dropping 'that's what she said' in inappropriate moments.

Relaxing and helping others to relax.

Games like Backgammon, Macau
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
on headphones: Indie and alternative rock, oldies, trip hop, beats and rustic sounds..... I like songs that blend in brass, strings, piano or ethnic instruments. Always happy to hear good old Portiahead, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Björk... This can go on and on

on a screen: Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Coffee And Cigarets, Ted Talks, Planet Earth, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Six feet under, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Gotham, Dexter, Exit Through The Gift Shop. No reservations with Anthony Bourdaine, Good Eats with Alton Brown.

on paper: Ishmael, Slaughterhouse five, Crime and punishment, The Trial, Ender's Game, Hundred years of solitude, Tipping point, Lucky Peach.

on canvas: Beksinski, Dali

comedy: Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr.

food: Repulsively stinky cheeses. Hole-in-a-wall ethnic restaurants. French press coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Conversations and quiet times
Inspiring ideas
Girls that wear little or no make up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many lightbulbs does it take to change people. Food. Music. Ink. Cuddles. Raw craft. Consciousness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking. Baking. Rocking hard to live music. Watching a good movie. Recharging alone, away from everybody and everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have touched MC Hammer.
You should message me if
You think that an avocado cutter is the dumbest invention ever.

You like funny Europeans with a wee bit of an accent.