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joydivision86

28 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Polish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't let my optimism and positive outlook fool ya. I find dark and twisted humor to be the most amusing.

I will talk about food until you are fed up.

Fun, real, honest, sarcastic, crafty and crazy in a good way.

LGBTQ friendly.

Deep conversations stimulate me intellectually.

I am a homebody. Though I do enjoy hanging out with friends, go for a bike ride or a hike, go to a restaurant or a live show. I'm not into crazy parties and loud bars where you can't hear your mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Crafting foods. Learning about alternative medicine and practicing tantric meditation.
I am also interested in sustainable food systems, farms, gardens, restaurants etc.
I like to hike and camp, take road trips, see live music and open mike events, go to a laid back movie theater or a bar.
I am not into things that are popular or luxurious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping so hard that I need to take a nap.

Dropping 'that's what she said' in inappropriate moments.

Spicing, preserving and cooking from scratch.

Taking long exposure pictures at night.

Helping people relax: Feeding them with homemade meals from scratch, planing chill adventures, guiding into meditation, giving massages.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Alternative music. Dark arts. Ethnic foods.

on headphones: Nick Cave and the bad seeds, Einsturzende Neubauten, Tool, NIN, Radiohead, Black Keys, Joy Division, Bonobo, Thievery Corporation, Mulatu Astatke, Godspeed You! Black Emperror. I am also one of those who like Bjork, Tom Waits and narly jazz (like really aggressive and crazy, yee!). The list could go on and on.

on a screen: Ted Talks, Waking Life, Everything will be OK by Don Hertzfeldt, The Daily Show, Pulp Fiction, Night on earth (and other Jarmusch's movies), Big Lebowski, Mulholland Drive, Mary and Max, Harold and Muade, Harold and Kumar go to a White Castle. And my favorite shows are Bob's Burgers, South Park, Six feet under, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Dexter.

on paper: Ishmael, Slaughterhouse five, Crime and punishment, Ender's Game, Hundred years of solitude, Tipping point, Lucky Peach

on canvas: Beksinski, Dali

comedy: Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman

food: Repulsively stinky cheeses. Hole-in-a-wall ethnic restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Deep conversations
Occasional solitude
Hikes or camping in redwoods
Crafty projects
Weird ideas
Ladies that wear little to no make up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ones who make an amazing eye contact.
Human behavior and psychology.
If carrots have their senses.
Why the tickets for The Book Of Mormon are so fucking expensive.
The next piece of art that's gonna end up on the canvas of my body.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends. Looking over the bay, making mojitos and sushi or baking a homemade pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I brush my teeth in the shower. Phew... A private thing revealed.
I consume too much cold turkey. Going cold turkey on it may be the only way to stop.
You should message me if
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Your messages are longer than 5 words.
You are looking for honest and real interactions.
You want to go steal horses and then snuggle to some movies or to the sound of music.
You are affectionate.
You like Europeans with a wee bit of an accent.
You dig funny introverts.