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joydivision86

28 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will talk about food until you are fed up.

My taste in arts will either drive you away or make us good friends that appreciate alternative and unusual creations.

From behind the curtains of sarcasm peeks a sensual and caring creature.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Appreciating it. Yugen is an amazing feeling.
I spend a lot of time researching things that interest me, improving my business plan, making usefull stuff from whatever is around and learning how to play music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can break apples in half with my bear hands. Eearrrrh! I have also opened a few bottles of wine with my index finger. Beat that! No, not a screw top.

My to do lists are two-dimensional. Still working on how to apply more dimensions.

I cook amazing things completely from scratch. True story.

I don't play with my SLR camera as much anymore, but when I do I usually end up taking some really good pictures. I considered taking it to a next level and show them to public but there are plenty other things I'd rather be focusing on. I like night fotography with long exposure time, black and white pictures, detail and industrial creepy scenery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My more than an average sense of hospitality. I have also been told a few times that I come across as an easy going and positive person who does not complain. But that is not true. I like to complain here and there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
on headphones: indie rock, crazy jazz, Nick Cave, Einsturzende Neubauten, Tool, NIN, Radiohead, Joy Division, Bibio, Gramatik, Bonobo, Noisia, Mulatu Astatke. I am also one of those who like Bjork and Tom Waits.

on a screen: Waking Life, The Daily Show, Pulp Fiction, Night on earth (and other Jarmusch's movies), Big Lebowski, Mulholland Drive, Mary and Max, Harold and Muade, Harold and Kumar go to a White Castle. And my favorite shows are Six feet under, Breaking bad, Dexter now starting Boardwalk Empire.

on paper: Ishmael, Slaughterhouse five, Hundred years of solitude, Tipping point, Lucky Peach.

on canvas: Beksinski, Dali

comedy: Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman

food: not into eating bugs that are still alive and served on a leaf. Besides I would try anything. I love repulsively stinky cheeses and hall-in-a-wall ethnic restaurants. I make money in fine dinning, but rarely spend it there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without the things most can't do without.

6 of the things I appreciate and would rather not do without:
Redwoods. There are few left.
Original Artists. Ohh, you mind opening, running your own path, 'insane' individuals. You come far in between.
Simplicity. Why to overwork yourself?!
Perfectionism. Because sometimes it's worth it to overwork yourself!
You. So many things you feel the same way I do.
Me. For you can't appreciate others if you don't appreciate yourself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I make pickles, brew beer or bake chocolate beet cupcakes?
Nature and nurture vs free will and emotions. Psychology. Social micro and macro behaviors.
The things I had learned that forever changed the way I perceive and reason.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows when that's gonna be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to brush my teeth in the shower. Phew... Private thing revealed.

It irritates me when people say "you can..." or "do you want to..." when they ask someone to give em a favor.

I have recently ended LTR (6 years). My favorite activity used to be snuggling on a cozy couch.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to bake bread, make sausages and cheeses, brew beer, ferment or distill.
You are sarcastic with a dark sense of humor.
You like to plant vegetables and herbs, play music, take pictures, hike.
You think for yourself and question authority. Also you are not afraid to question yourself.
You want to play giant Jenga, backgammon or 52 pickup.
You want to drink wine and talk about life, nature and modern philosophy.
You have no clue who the fuck is lady gaga or kanya west. (Did I spell their names right?)
You are somewhat an introverted individual.
"You must have an earnest desire to save the world..."
But most of all you gotta be spontaneous, edgy and not taking life too seriously (i don't mean aloof, I mean fuck social stigma and don't judge people.).