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34 San Antonio, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 30, 2008
Middle Eastern, White
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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ok this pegged me as a loverboy. i'd like to change that to loverMAN. I guess im romantic and sensitive...more so than that dude with the mullet that whistles at chics in the 'feminine products' section of the super market, but i dont want to come off as a pansy. i hate chic fliks. i hate gossip and i loath shopping at the mall. when i see a dude wearing a pink shirt with the collar flipped up and hair that stands on end, i laugh for about 30 minutes, call him MTVboy, then beat him with his own brand new _____ in his futile attempt to look cool and in my futile attempt to eradicate all idiots. haha sorry if i sound bitter, im really not. very fun-loving and happy. the end.

I am oddly humorous, real, and obligatory (haha)
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to move out of San Shitonio, actually...and my masters in the near future.
I’m really good at
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drawing, Mario Kart(among other select video games), eating, computer stuff, and making people laugh(i hope to think so).
The first things people usually notice about me
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tall & dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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ill fill this out when i have an hour to waste.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my computer 2. high speed internet 3. my music/MP3 player 4. a pencil & paper 5. breakfast tacos 6. oxygen 7. good sex (not too sound like a hornball, but i've come to realize that good sex is a luxury that many dont cherish. And once you've had it, you really can't do without it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pointless shit and things i should do but i'll never get off my ass to do them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hot and cold. one weekend i'll have so much shit to do i'm forced to choose. the next weekend i have nothing to do and end up visitng with my parents. so hit & miss with me. But a while back i would drink large amounts and spend large amounts. im not so keen about that anymore. it's fattening and expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i peed my bed until i was like 10. haha! i hear that's way late by any standards.
You should message me if
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you want to laugh and get oddly aroused AT THE SAME TIME! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!