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joypop

33 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Unknown
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
ok this pegged me as a loverboy. i'd like to change that to loverMAN. I guess im romantic and sensitive...more so than that dude with the mullet that whistles at chics in the 'feminine products' section of the super market, but i dont want to come off as a pansy. i hate chic fliks. i hate gossip and i loath shopping at the mall. when i see a dude wearing a pink shirt with the collar flipped up and hair that stands on end, i laugh for about 30 minutes, call him MTVboy, then beat him with his own brand new _____ in his futile attempt to look cool and in my futile attempt to eradicate all idiots. haha sorry if i sound bitter, im really not. very fun-loving and happy. the end.

I am oddly humorous, real, and obligatory (haha)
What I’m doing with my life
trying to move out of San Shitonio, actually...and my masters in the near future.
I’m really good at
drawing, Mario Kart(among other select video games), eating, computer stuff, and making people laugh(i hope to think so).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
ill fill this out when i have an hour to waste.
The six things I could never do without
1. my computer 2. high speed internet 3. my music/MP3 player 4. a pencil & paper 5. breakfast tacos 6. oxygen 7. good sex (not too sound like a hornball, but i've come to realize that good sex is a luxury that many dont cherish. And once you've had it, you really can't do without it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
pointless shit and things i should do but i'll never get off my ass to do them.
On a typical Friday night I am
hot and cold. one weekend i'll have so much shit to do i'm forced to choose. the next weekend i have nothing to do and end up visitng with my parents. so hit & miss with me. But a while back i would drink large amounts and spend large amounts. im not so keen about that anymore. it's fattening and expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i peed my bed until i was like 10. haha! i hear that's way late by any standards.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to laugh and get oddly aroused AT THE SAME TIME! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!