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jpelker

32 San Antonio, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
****If you're boring, self-centered and/or aloof, feel free to move on to the next profile. Thanks!****

About me: I'm lucky to have people who care about me but I'm at my happiest when I can fall asleep and wake up next to someone I trust and love. That's the only reason I'm on this site. Even if you don't want to admit it, I bet you're here for the same reason.

Me: https://www.facebook.com/weltschmerz

**UPDATE**

I'm starting to think the above passage sounds trite or at least condescending.

I want and have always wanted the same thing from a woman: to be emotionally and physically intimate until we're no longer attracted to each other (sadly, mutual attraction is tough to control and predict).

The above isn't a lie, but it's important to start being more honest. For example, in my experience and understanding, monogamy hasn't really worked, but that's not the same as treating a woman like a fuck toy. People (women, too!) deserve some goddamn respect. It took me 31 years to figure this out.

And on that note, I apologize for all the shit you have to deal with on this site just to talk to an actual human being every now and again. We don't even know each other so it would be sad if I managed to piss you off already.

Finally, my summary is that, like you, I'm a person. We've both make mistakes but we're hopefully trying to be better today than we were yesterday (and yes, it would be doubly nice not to be alone while on this mission).

All the other shit on our profiles is details. If details are your thing, then so be it.

I'm a big picture guy, though, and so far as love and relationships go, all I know is that I don't want to be unhappy. I'd hate to over-complicate that simple desire with my own insecurities and projections.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started a company seven years ago that works with small businesses to improve their websites. I'm also an actor. Blah blah blah.

There are also a lot of little moments that make me happy. And even though the city puts people on edge, I regularly find myself meeting amiable folks and getting into adventures just by being open to serendipity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining and meeting new people. Telling stories and making jokes. Playing tour guide. Giving a damn about something or someone other than me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For good or bad, my hair gets an undeserving amount of attention. Hopefully, though, people notice my willingness to talk and relate with strangers. Also, I'd really like to be known as someone who treats my family like friends and my friends like family.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* A bicycle
* Intelligent conversation
* Loving, thoughtful friends
* Books
* Patience
* Freedom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, life, happiness, technology, diner food, staying busy, not getting hit by a car while biking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing improv. Hopefully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss my family.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You're kind and generous.
* You're inspirational, hard working and have good integrity.
* You don't take life too seriously.
* You'd rather be outside and often make plans to do so.
* You can make me guffaw.
* You can generally keep plans you make.