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26 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 8
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
English, Russian
My self-summary
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Empathy and entropy.
What I’m doing with my life
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One really big, elaborate prank.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonations of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big floppy purse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read Areola Braille.
The six things I could never do without
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Toaster strudel. Wigs. Zip ties. Highlights magazine. Bosley. My future husband.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the brain named itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing my laugh in the mirror.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The CIA has been following me for years.
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