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jpro5

23 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welp, I am Jessica. I go to DePaul university where I am studying Biology, and I like doing things and stuff. I love insects, space, the human body, existentialism, random acts of kindness, Radiohead, lucid dreaming, reptiles, Earth, zombies, alcohol, funny pictures of animals. I go camping frequently, and I climb. I want to live in the forest. I love fishing! Also, I have lovely rats and also I love them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
CHillin. Killin..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being really bad at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People first notice my extra fingers and my compulsive lying disorder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many. My favorites of each of those at the moment are (respectively) fiction, horror, comedy, Radiohead, and everything edible.

But ask. Cuz I watch, read, listen to a shit ton of media.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
drinkin and banging hoores.
cheese
cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex with goats. LOL JK. I only think about that a little bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking myself into happiness. But that's every night. You might also find me eating Tums and talking about Darwin and exploring a graveyard and picking fights with young children. I hate them so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once kissed a guy.. ON THE MOUTH.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Vladimir Putin.
Or if you want to hang out with the two coolest rodents ever and their mama!